- Just as a quick note, wattpad made the last chapter 1.2 mature, which I don't understand. It is not mature at all -
O C T O B E R 31ST
H_S_97: Can I tell you a secret?
Lou95: …if you must
H_S_97: I'm touching myself to your picture right now
Lou95: Oh dear god
Lou95: You have issues
Lou95: I think you're the one that's gay. Tell me Harry, do you like me?
H_S_97: Oh yeah I do. Can we get married and butt fuck each other?
Lou95: no
H_S_97: like you're ripping of a bandage.
Lou95: yup
H_S_97: Okay, I see how it is. So what are you up to?
Lou95: At the library, watching little kids dressed up in costumes collect candy from the librarians.
H_S_97: Don't watch them too long, you could get into trouble for that
Lou95: You really are such a pervert.
H_S_97: Hey, you have no right. You've seen two pictures of me, therefore I'm actually an almost 18 year old while you've only showed me one pic. That makes you some fifty year old pervert that wanks off to my pictures
Lou95: Oh yeah, but I need my glasses to do that or else I can't see the screen.
Lou95: Is that a hint that you want another picture of me
H_S_97: dick pic please
Lou95: I'm sighing out loud right now, in case you want to know.
H_S_97: I didn't want to know, but thanks for telling me something that I oh so obviously care about
Lou95: You're welcome. And if you really want another picture just tell me. No lying in this friendship
H_S_97: Fine with me, I hate liars. And yes, I want another picture. Just to prove that you aren't some old man
Lou95: Okay, but I can't get it until tomorrow
H_S_97: That's fine. I actually have to go now. My parents are dragging me to another charity dinner tonight
Lou95: That sounds like fun
H_S_97: Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or nah
Lou95: No, I'm being serious. Is it all adult? Are you going to wear a suit and all, and then eat a whole bunch of fancy food
H_S_97: Yeah, probably. And they aren't fun, trust me. I got to go though, I'll talk to you later Lou
Lou95: Bye Haz
- - - - -
Everyone in the dining hall clapped as my father walked up onto the stage, a smile plastered across his face. He was dressed in a black suit with his classic red tie, his usual attire during a charity event. My mother was sitting next to me in a red dress, matching her husband. I chose to not match my family and I was wearing a black tie. I didn't really feel like matching the people I really didn't like.
YOU ARE READING
Sinking Ships | L.S |
FanfictionHarry Styles has been the protege of his parents since he was fourteen years old. With missing so much of his childhood, he doesn't exactly know how to act like a regular kid- which may be the cause of his social awkwardness. With barely a friend in...