Me: "I thought IV was arm, she said IM. Plus, HPV-"
Dad: *talks on phone*
WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY
Me: "Excuse me? I am talking about a deadly cancer that happens in females when a guy fucks a girl. Your friend is not more important than a cancer that can happen in me, even thought I'm not doing that thing any time soon. I can go do that right now, get out the car, find a random man and do that. But I choose not to. Y U NO TALK 2 ME?!"