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caption: guys, i'd like you to welcome my child into this blessed earth. everyone, this is elvendork 😩🙏
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@jimpotter: HI ELVENDORK MY NEW FAVE FAMILY MEMBER❤️❤️❤️❤️ @marlsasf: no way you actually did it- @nxrcissa: sigh. i suppose it was only a matter of time. @a.lice: so beautiful. welcome to the family mamas 😭😍 @marymacbook: catch me running to ride the death trap immediately 🏃💨 @remlupin: it might be hot, but don't be fooled. it's a torture device. attempted murder. a disaster in disguise. @d2swaggy: @remlupin SO MORBID AND FOR WHAT?? LET THE SHINY BIKE ENCHANT US IDC @reg.black: oh- my god @reg.black: i have no words 😭 @reg.black: ffs @jiyaa: YEEEESSSS HI ELVENDORK YOU SEXY CREATURE I CANT WAIT TO RIDE YOU LIKE YOUR NAME IS MILF 🗣 @dromedaa: if you die on that, walburga and orion won't be the only ones laughing at your funeral @lilyjevans: lololol have a sweet death bbe<3
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caption: now riddle me this, karl marx, when will my partner stop playing good day by sza on repeat???!!!?!?!???
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@siriuswhite420: unexplainable questions science can't answer @mcdaddy: ITS A GOOD SONG @lillie: NOT AFTER WE HEAT IT 70 TIMES IN A DAY @mcdaddy: I WILL LITERALLY CURB STOMP YOU WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE @ally.com: jesus fucking christ @reggiestan: r u t h l e s s @mcdaddy: you better back tf up before you get smacked tf up @mfmoony: marlene woke up and choice violence @sexycissa: don't worry @mcdaddy i appreciate the godly power of sza<3
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