Zelda: Okay guys go!
Meanwhile for Link...
Link: idiots, I know horses are near trees!
Horse: *Runs away*
Link: Shi-
Mipha: LANGUAGE
Link: MIPHA HOW CAN U HEAR VERY WELL
*silence*
Link: What the Fu-
Mipha: LANGUAGE
Link: WHAT IN THE *(#$ IS WRONG WITH UR EARS!?!?!?
Mipha: LANGUAGE
Link: Oh wait it's just my slate.
*Link got kicked by a horse*
Link: OW DANGIT
*Catches that horse*
Link: YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE
*tames it and runs back with it*
Meanwhile for Zelda...
Zelda: I am a princess! I must be great at EVERYTHING!
Zelda: *spots some horses*
Zelda: They're not pink, I won't tame them!
Horses: You are spoiled.
Zelda: NO I AM NOT.
Horses: You are.
Zelda: SHUT UP.
*Pink horse appears*
Zelda: ooh a pink horse!
*Grabs and rides it*
Pink horse: *Runs like crazy*
Zelda: STOP IT I AM ZELDA, A PRINCESS WHO DESERVES A 85 INCH 8K GRAPHIC WITH 60 FPS TV WITH 1000+ FLOWERS, 99999999+ FLOWERS, 50+ PONIES, 100+ BUNNIES, AND GAZILLION + RUPPEES. KNEEL TO ME!
Pink Horse: You are spoiled.
Zelda: STOP IT!
Pink: Whatever.
Meanwhile for Mipha...
Mipha: LANGUAGE. LANGUAGE!
Mipha: Geez Link rly needs to stop saying curse words.
Mipha: *Sees more horses*
Mipha: WHAT THE ^&%* THERE ARE HORSES!!!!!
Mipha: *sneaks behind an egg but horse*
Mipha: GOT YOU! NOW DON'T SHAKE ME NOW &*#($!!!!!
Horse: *scared*
Mipha: &%*# SHE IS TRYING TO SHAKE!
Horse: *stops shaking and tamed*
Mipha: You are a nice horse! Now please head to the stables!
Horse: wtf
Mipha: LANGUAGE
Meanwhile for Revali...
Revali: There's already horses!
Revali: With my ability to fly, I can catch the horses as... IS DAT DARUK!?!?!?!?
Daruk: *Tries to ride on a horse*
Horse: *Wheezes*
Daruk: Come on buddy! You can do it!
Horse: *Dies*
Revali: Sees thousands of dead horses.
Revali: Idiot
*Rides and tames horse*
Revali: SO LONG SUCKER!
Daruk: WAIT! THAT WAS THE ONLY HORSE LEFT!
Revali: TOO BAD YOU KILLED THEM ALL!
Daruk: *Brings ded horse instead*
Urbosa caught a brown horse sry for being so lazy.
Link: I CAN MAKE IT!
Zelda: COME ON PINK GO GO GO!
Mipha: I'M COUNTING ON YOU!
Revali: GO MY HORSE GO!
Daruk: *wheezes*
Urbosa: COME ON WE ARE ALMOST THERE!
Linkle: #GotTheHorseFirst!!!!!!!!
Everyone ded
Link: btw, where's Linkle?
Zelda: She left for some reason.
Revali: Can I bomb Geurdo Town now?
Urbosa: REVALI NO!
Revali: ReVaLi YeS!
Daruk: Ummm...... sure?
Revali: YES I'M GOING NOW!
Urbosa: *Prepares for massive explosion*
Mipha: Maybe this isn't a good idea?
Revali: oh I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!
Urbosa: A BOMB! BUT WHERE'S REVA-
Revali: Yay! A home run!
Mipha: EXPLOSION BALL!
Urbosa: NONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!
(Everyone YET AGAIN got disconnected)
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HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
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