Zelda: Okay guys go!

Meanwhile for Link...

Link: idiots, I know horses are near trees!

Horse: *Runs away*

Link: Shi-

Mipha: LANGUAGE

Link: MIPHA HOW CAN U HEAR VERY WELL

*silence*

Link: What the Fu-

Mipha: LANGUAGE

Link: WHAT IN THE *(#$ IS WRONG WITH UR EARS!?!?!?

Mipha: LANGUAGE

Link: Oh wait it's just my slate.

*Link got kicked by a horse*

Link: OW DANGIT

*Catches that horse*

Link: YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE

*tames it and runs back with it*

Meanwhile for Zelda...

Zelda: I am a princess! I must be great at EVERYTHING!

Zelda: *spots some horses*

Zelda: They're not pink, I won't tame them!

Horses: You are spoiled.

Zelda: NO I AM NOT.

Horses: You are.

Zelda: SHUT UP.

*Pink horse appears*

Zelda: ooh a pink horse!

*Grabs and rides it*

Pink horse: *Runs like crazy*

Zelda: STOP IT I AM ZELDA, A PRINCESS WHO DESERVES A 85 INCH 8K GRAPHIC WITH 60 FPS TV WITH 1000+ FLOWERS, 99999999+ FLOWERS, 50+ PONIES, 100+ BUNNIES, AND GAZILLION + RUPPEES. KNEEL TO ME!

Pink Horse: You are spoiled.

Zelda: STOP IT!

Pink: Whatever.

Meanwhile for Mipha...

Mipha: LANGUAGE. LANGUAGE!

Mipha: Geez Link rly needs to stop saying curse words.

Mipha: *Sees more horses*

Mipha: WHAT THE ^&%* THERE ARE HORSES!!!!!

Mipha: *sneaks behind an egg but horse*

Mipha: GOT YOU! NOW DON'T SHAKE ME NOW &*#($!!!!!

Horse: *scared*

Mipha: &%*# SHE IS TRYING TO SHAKE!

Horse: *stops shaking and tamed*

Mipha: You are a nice horse! Now please head to the stables!

Horse: wtf

Mipha: LANGUAGE

Meanwhile for Revali...

Revali: There's already horses!

Revali: With my ability to fly, I can catch the horses as... IS DAT DARUK!?!?!?!?

Daruk: *Tries to ride on a horse*

Horse: *Wheezes*

Daruk: Come on buddy! You can do it!

Horse: *Dies*

Revali: Sees thousands of dead horses.

Revali: Idiot

*Rides and tames horse*

Revali: SO LONG SUCKER!

Daruk: WAIT! THAT WAS THE ONLY HORSE LEFT!

Revali: TOO BAD YOU KILLED THEM ALL!

Daruk: *Brings ded horse instead*

Urbosa caught a brown horse sry for being so lazy.

Link: I CAN MAKE IT!

Zelda: COME ON PINK GO GO GO!

Mipha: I'M COUNTING ON YOU!

Revali: GO MY HORSE GO!

Daruk: *wheezes*

Urbosa: COME ON WE ARE ALMOST THERE!

Linkle: #GotTheHorseFirst!!!!!!!!

Everyone ded

Link: btw, where's Linkle?

Zelda: She left for some reason.

Revali: Can I bomb Geurdo Town now?

Urbosa: REVALI NO!

Revali: ReVaLi YeS!

Daruk: Ummm...... sure?

Revali: YES I'M GOING NOW!

Urbosa: *Prepares for massive explosion*

Mipha: Maybe this isn't a good idea?

Revali: oh I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!

Urbosa: A BOMB! BUT WHERE'S REVA-

Revali: Yay! A home run!

Mipha: EXPLOSION BALL!

Urbosa: NONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!

(Everyone YET AGAIN got disconnected)


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