(Okay guys i don't really know much about omegle so if i make a mistake about it please don't hate xx)
IT WAS THATSOJACK!
THATSOJACK IS ON MY SCREEN, AND HE CAN SEE ME, AND HEAR ME! HE KNOWS THAT I EXIST NOW.
Okay don't freak out don't freak out he's a human too. Deep breath, okay I got this.
"Hey isn't that the youtuber you're always watching?"
Ugh damn you Ari, now he'll think that I'm a creeper!
"Uhh..um err I like spoons?" I squeaked.
I mentally facewalled (When a facepalm isn't good enough)
Okay let's take this slow-SCREW DAT
"I love you Jack, stay sassy," I said with a cool voice trying not to show that I'm melting inside. Also trying to make up for the awkward 'I like spoons'.
"I love you too and I will!" He said WITH A WINK, "by the way your gonna be in my new youtube video haha,"
OH. MY. GOD......look at her butt- no? Okay fine.
"Really? Cool beans bruh," I said,
"Okay well i gotta go so bye," he said,
Then he disconnected.
"Why are you freaking out he isn't ALL that," Ari said.
As you can see she ain't much of a fan.
I kept quiet for a long time until...
1- "HOLY FUCKING SHIT OF LLAMAS IN A TIN CAN ALL THE WAY FROM NEPTUNE!" Hayley yelled.
I honestly don't see what she sees in that Jason guy though, he just makes youtube videos gosh.
"I will always remember this day," Hayley said.
"I met Thatsojack...I met the Thatsojack...my gawd."
Well that's what happened for the next 8 minutes of my life. Hayley blubbering about meeting a youtuber on Omegle.
"Ari did you see him!? Did you see him?! I know you saw him but like did you see him?" She kept on yapping.
When she finally stopped we resumed back to Omegle but before we did Hayley decided to make it more 'interesting'.
So she went upstairs for a few moments and when she came back she had this very THICK eyeliner applied around her eyes and she was holding a CD player, she changed her shirt to a plain black shirt with red demonic-looking eyes.
"Where'd you get that eye-liner from? Because I know that you don't have any make up in your room except for lip gloss or chapstick,"
"Uhh I mighta kinda sorta may have used yours..."
"Hayley! You know how I feel about people touching my make up stuff!"
"Oh hush I'll pay you food,"
"I'm not you,"
"Good point...okay ill give you £10 then,"
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