Fresh 100 Jokes (Hindi+English)

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Nice & Fresh 100 Jokes 4 U... (Hindi+English)

Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!

True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.

1st: Who are u working 4 now?

2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey hain. So... aapke pados mein in mein se koi ho to bataao.

Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!

A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

Dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?

Because, women don't have a wife.

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

How do u identify a true music lover?

A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

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