Rantaro, to Gonta: Enjoy these last few seconds before he tells you.

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Jataro: I smell like beef

Jataro: I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef

Jataro, yelling: I SMELL LIKE BEEFFFF

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Hina: *crying*

Sakura: Who did this to you?! Who hurt you!!!

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Kokichi: Are you kidding me?! Kayaday and Saihara-Chan are totally hooking up! All they do is smile. They're just keeping it a secret, right??

K1-B0: I don't know. There is no evidence of intimacy. They've been in remarkably good moods. Could be other things...

Kokichi: Are you k i d d i n g me????

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K1-B0: So listen, I know about your diabolical plan.

Kokichi: What? A diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin a dia-

K1-B0: *holds up a manuscript titled "My Diabolical Plan - by Kokichi Oma"*

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*during the second class trial*

Taka: You don't have all the facts!

Kyoko: Which are?

Taka, about Mondo: I love him!

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Taka: It's not gay if I want to date Mondo as a bro, right?

Kaito: I'm not much of an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Kokichi: I'm an expert. That's definitely gay.

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*Ultimate Thanksgiving*

Teruteru, pulling the bird out of the oven: Here comes the turkey!

Toko: K-Komaru made pies for everyone...

Hiro, trying his best: *shirtless at the stove* I'm making casserole!

Hajime: Did somebody say cranberry sauce?

Ibuki, kicking open the door: I BROUGHT THE TEQUILA!!!

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Komaru: *gets a papercut*

Toko, under her breath: Hasn't she been through enough??

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Sonia: Oh dear.

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