Me: hi guys! Today were going to interview our two hottie's with the god-like bodies. OK guys let's give a warm welcome to Ian and Gunner.
They walk out and take a seat.
Me: hello gentleman.
Ian: Hi D.
Pulls out questions
Me: OK this one is for Gunner. @heyheyshay asks " I kind of wish Ian was her mate. I still don't understand why Gunner would side with that skank over his mate."
Ian blushed. And Gunner just gave him the stink eye and growled.
Gunner: I AM LISA'S MATE. ME!! Don't you dare ever speak of Martha that way. You don't know her.
Me:oh Kay then....another one from @heyheyshay for Gunner. "What's Gunners deal? If Lisa is his mate why doesn't he demand respect for her? That's shady."
Gunner: I don't have patience for mouthy bitches, who like to get in other peoples business.
Me:HEY! Watch your mouth asshat. Am I understood?
He justs grunts and looks away.
Me: OK Ian. Why do you hate "bear" nick names?
Ian: Ugh. Lass it just so annoying. Yes I'm a bear but that does no mean I fall into ever bear stereotype.
Gunner: Look at the bears. Look at the bears. Look at the bears.
Gunner bursts out laughing and Ian just rolls his eyes.
Ian: oh yogi bear. How original. Good thing you have a sense of humor because there is nothing else I can see a woman wanting you for.
Me: Guys let's ge-
Gunner: At least I have a mate.
Ian started to shake then just smirked
Ian: Yeah and where is your mate hmm? Oh right she's sleeping under my roof. Oh and just an FYI. Lisa looks device when she dances on the river rocks...naked.
Gunner: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
Me: hey. Hey. No. Stop.
Gunner throws his self at Ian. They start fighting. Destroying the table and chairs.
Me: ugh. Well I guess this interview is over. And I had more questions. Well thanks for sticking around you guys. Until next time.
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Rogue Alpha (BWWM)Romance
With no pack or home Lisa was a rogue on the run. Just wanting to take a break and enjoy the scenery gets someone's attention. An alphas attention. More than one alpha. Between the two men who seem to want to stake a claim will she choose love or wi...