i love you | treasure 13th member [1]

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Eunbyul: Yoshi-kun, can you please smile for me?

Yoshi: Why?

Eunbyul: I feel much better when I see your smile for some reason.

Yoshi: *smiles*

Eunbyul: *floating on cloud nine* Thank you.

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[JW and EB fighting over something trivial]

Eunbyul: *clutching heart* Oh, my God. That was close.

Jeongwoo: *slightly worried* What?

Eunbyul: I almost gave a damn.

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Doyoung: I want you.

Eunbyul: *tired of the endless flirting* Is there anything else you want?

Doyoung: *bringing out a stack of English essays* I want to pass English also.

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Jihoon, drunk: I only know of one truly platonic relationship.

Eunbyul: You and me.

Jihoon, still drunk: Don't make me laugh, Byul. I know you dream of kissing me.

Eunbyul: Wrong. Replace the 's' with 'l'. I dream of killing you.

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Eunbyul: *feeling fearless, so messes up Mashiho's room*

Mashiho: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Eunbyul: *still fearless* That's not a lot of inches.

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Eunbyul: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Asahi: Yes, and I am still hurting.

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Haruto: *reading the lyrics Eunbyul submitted for their new song*

Haruto: Woah, who broke your heart this bad?

Eunbyul: I just stubbed my toe on the couch and got sad because the couch betrayed me after all these years together.

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Mashiho: I can't reach.

Hyunsuk: Neither can I.

Doyoung: Move aside, dwarfs.