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Mary Poppins:
When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaneity keeps conversation keen,
You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious,

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Mary Poppins:
When Stone Age men were chatting, merely grunting would suffice.

Bert:
Now if they heard this word, they might have used it once or twice!

Mrs. Corry:
I'm sure Egyptian pharaohs would have grasped it in a jiff,
Then every single pyramid would bear this hieroglyph;

Oh!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Say it and wild animals would not seem so ferocious!

Mary Poppins:
Add some further flourishes, it's so ro-co-co-coscious!

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Bert:
The Druids could have carved it on their mighty monoliths!

Mrs. Corry:
I'm certain the ancient Greeks would have used it in their midst!

Mary Poppins:
I'm sure the Roman Empire only entered the abyss,
Because those Latin scholars never had a word like this!

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Mary Poppins:
If you say it softly the effect can be hypnotious!

Bert:
Check your breath before you speak, in case it's halitocious!

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Mary Poppins (spoken):
Of course you can say it backwards, which is Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus!

Michael (spoken):
She may be tricky, but she's bloody good!

Mary Poppins:
So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay!
Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say!

Bert:
Pick out those eighteen consonants and sixteen vowels as well,
And put them in an order which is very hard to spell...

Mary Poppins:
S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-

Jane and Michael:
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!

Ensemble:
S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!

S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!

S-u-p-e-r
C-a-l-i-f-
R-a-g-i-l-
I-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s!

Bert (spoken):
Here we go!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious,
Supercalifragilistic-

Jane and Michael:
Supercalifragilistic-

Ensemble:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


[Intro]
Uh
Yeah

[Pre-Hook]
I'm a fag n*gga f*ck me in a Tesla
n*gga rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*tch I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?

[Hook]
My di*k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my di*k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That di*k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t

[Verse 1]
b*tch I'm twerkin'
di*k up in my butt that sh*t be hurtin'
Hurtin', n*gga f*ck me then he close the curtains
di*k up in my kidney got me tweakin'
And I be f*ckin' n*ggas like all weekend, yeah
Bro your di*k, that sh*t bigger than my cousin's
I might f*ck my dad sike I might just f*ck my cousin
di*k up in my ass bro that sh*t just got me c*mmin'
And I just f*cked a lil n*gga Jimmy with my husband
I was toppin', gave him head, he stole my wallet
b*tch I'm gay, so you know I gotta keep a dildo
I was straight, suck a n*gga gay you know I'm hoe'in
You ain't never felt two di*ks in your ass
You lyin'

[Pre-Hook]
I'm a fag n*gga f*ck me in a Tesla
n*gga rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*tch I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?

[Hook]
My di*k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my di*k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That di*k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t

[Verse 2]
I was just a young n*gga twerkin'
And I swear that everyday I be gayin'
If I pull up on you this c*m gon' be sprayin'
Sprayin', shoot it at your face and on your main b*tch
Sucked it on the avenue
I'm a thot no average dude
If you nut up on me boy
You know I'm just gon' lick it, boom
Sister always touching me, you know she gotta get this lube
Please don't ask me if I thank them girls I only thank them dudes
I'm gay
I thought you knew, yeah
I'ma give you head, watch me pull up
I'ma pull up with the, with the crew yeah
My di*k small, so it's just us plus two c*cks

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