"Hello, hello. Ladies, gents, she, they's and much more welcome to the first ever episode of UnFillTurd hosted by yours truly Tiffany Horvejkul."
" And Lee Seol-Ah! Isn't it crazy that today is the first episode of UnFillTurd?"
" Yes, to those who are listening watching or whatever you're doing this is the first episode of UnFillTurd. Now you may be wondering what kinda name is UnFillTurd. Well because we wanted a name that our companies would frown upon."
" Mine does not care, I mean they do but we're allowed to have control of our own music."
" I forget what company your in."
" You've known me for like 5 years and you don't want my latest company is?"
" I'm sorry! It's only been like two months since you signed with P Nation, right?"
" Yes, it has only been 2 months since I signed with P Nation. And I honestly love it there."
" I'm glad, you're last company was YG Entertainment right?"
" Uhhh yes, I debuted under Starship, then my contract expired so I left and joined JYP where we met. I left JYP too, joined SM for like a couple months terminated that contract, signed with YG about two years ago untill two months ago when I signed with P Nation."
" Wow, I could never. All these companies trying to sue you as we speak."
" HAHAHA. Don't give them ideas, seriously I left all those companies in good terms. Most of them."
" Most of them, spill the tea Seol-Ah."
" Nurrr. I don't want to yet."
" Yet, okay okay. One day you will if you want to of course."
" I have a question for you."
" What is it? Shoot me."
" Why the name Hvibe incorporation? I mean like out of everything and world you chose Hvibe incorporation?"
" Hvibe rhymes with Vibe. We're just viben' here in our little podcast."
" That...okay. Sounds good, I didn't even know that."
" I love making people confused."
" Why? Just I don't understand you anymore, so do you have any hobbies?"
" Is it because I was a tiktoker? Is that why?! You get 5.10 Million followers on tiktok once and your already called bland."
" I didn't call you bland! I just asked if there was anything you liked to do!"
" No no no, you called me bland. I get it. I don't have 100 million followers on tiktok."
" I- why are you like this?"
" Because I'm built different bitches!"
" Our producer is about to fall off their chair."
" I'm not funny, I'm just relatable. Ehehe I'm totally not crying."
" Have you ever said something to your members that made them worried?"
" At this point they are unfazed with my bullshit."
" What-?! How did that happen?! What do you do?!"
" When they ask me how or what I was doing I always say crying."
" No you don't..."
" I do! You can even ask Sungchan! He's the only one who asks me if I'm okay!"
" Sungchan?! He's the only one who asks?!"
" No, like the other members do ask how I'm doing. They care about me. I think."
" I will never understand how groups work."
" Weren't you on Produce 101 and 48?!"
" Yeah but I didn't get any screen time!"
" Yes you did. You had more screen time than Yeeunie and Yubinie."
" The YYs."
" THE YYS!"
" I didn't know. I didn't know I got more screen time than Yeeunie and Yubinie."
" You didn't rewatch the seasons?"
" No, I didn't want to because I will cry."
" I felt that deep in my soul."
" Do you want a hug?"
" No, I don't need a hug. I need cake."
" Cake sounds so good right now."
" When I used to be sad I would order a full cake."
" Like a cake? A whole cake? Not a slice?"
" Do I look like the kind of person who buys a a slice of cake? When my roommate went on tour I went into a crazy food ordering faze. BECAUSE I can't cook."
" I can, but my manager cooks for me!"
" Lucky, my manager encourages me to order food. We both can't cook, the only one who can cook in our house is Lexa. We have a hard time when she's on tour."
" I bet, wait- don't your dogs and cat eat then gourmet food?"
" They do, but when we're away they get regular kibble."
" That is interesting. Well that is all for today everyone! Thanking you for joining us on the first episode of UnFillTurd. Please show us tons of love and support!"
" We post a new episode whenever we want because we're busy. And who knows we might have a guest next week."
" Oooh fun. Fun."
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FanfictionTiffany Horvejkul Sasithorn is known for being one of the most popular idols before debut, she is far from an angel and known for being the younger sister of a famous boy group. She really never wanted fame but she still is the same humble girl she...
