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Inseparable - fluff

a/n: pure fluff in these trying times. i've had trouble writing recently so i decided to just make some happy lil filler chapter for you lovely people :)
slightly shorter than i normally go, sorry!

the two of you sat still on the patio, drinks in hand. his eyes bore into yours as you tried to figure out the way to word this the best you could 

"steve" you whispered, finally meeting his gaze "i need to tell you something. it's been on my mind for a while know, and its only right you know"

you paused, his eyes stayed glued to you as you let out a hefty sigh, gathering the courage. this wasn't going to be easy for you. a confession this size could have some dire consequences. some you just weren't ready to face. but it had to be done

"i'm pregnant Steven. and the kid is yours!" you slammed your empty hand down on the table, watching his eyes widen as he turned slightly

"PFFFFT" he spat out the drink out, turning back to you as the water dribbled down his chin through his gaping mouth "how was that?"

"not too bad rogers" you stifle a laugh, trying to calm yourself "okay, okay my turn" you take a quick sip of the water, holding it in your cheeks

"y/n, i thought you should know... i switched out your glass of water. WITH THE WATER FROM THOR'S TOILET BOWL!" he screamed, your eyes widened as you spat out the sip, barely missing him dead on "nice one" he grinned, his laugh loud, echoing through the open space you two sat in

"i thought that was pretty good" you lean back in your chair, placing the glass down

"what on earth are you two doing?" tony asked, walking through the doors

"comical spit takes, wanna try some?" you ask, glancing over to steve

"they're really fun" he confessed

"i think i'll leave you two weirdos to it..." he gave you both a look "we're starting a movie here soon, clint chose a new horror movie and i know you like those. so if you'd like-"

"last one in has to do dishes after dinner tomorrow!" you squeal, watching him stand up with you, giving him a playful push before racing past tony and into the building, slamming the door behind you. but steve was hot on your trail

"to watch." tony finished with a sigh, turning to the door

you took the last turn into the theater, flinging yourself over the back of the couch, landing on your stomach, flat on the clean cushions. after a moment you began to sit up, just to be brought back down by the hunk of a super soldier landing directly on top of you, knocking the wind out of you

"shit y/n are you okay?" he asked through muffled laughs, earning a scowl from you

"cunt" you eventually wheezed out, taking deep breathes until you could speak again "i still won, you have to do dishes tomorrow loser"

"i hate you" he whispered, adjusting in the seat next to you. the two of you spread out, your backs on either arm rest. he sat up, his legs pulled up close to him. you sprawled out, your legs linking with his, your knee slightly between his. one foot dangled over the edge as you reached down, flipping a blanket over the both of you "how considerate" he mocked

"yeah i'm cold and you just happen to be here" you insist, turning away from him as the movie logo began to play. you noticed a few different types of snacks sitting ahead of you, leaning forward and grabbing your favorite. you looked back up to the screen, some clown face staring back at you, causing you to jump "i'm getting closer" you whispered mainly to yourself, sliding in between steves legs, your back pressed to his chest