Before we get started
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I AM NOT FLEXIBLE AT ALL!
I can't do tricks and shit!
Anything that involves involves flips and stuff....I'M OUT
I'm not a ninja!
Does it look like I have a samurai sword and the Teenage Mutant Turtles behind me?
I can only do a front roll and a back roll and that's about it.
I can barely do a back bend but if you want to hear a distinct snap of my spine then I can try.
Like sorry for sucky gymnastic skills okay suck my big fat ass.
The suck my ass kid is my hero to be honest here
*does booty squats*
I'M WERK WERK WERKING ON MY SHITTTTT
I think I'm done here.
*front rolls out of the room*
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My School Journal! (Rants and rad things) Vol.1Humor
My school journal,in which is..... JAM PACKED WITH STUPID SHIT ,VERY CUTE OTPS ,CRUSHES, Q AND A'S ,AND OF COURSE... MORE DRAMA THAN THE KARDASHIANS! JUST KIDDING! Love you guys!!!! （＾ω＾） Rose xxx