Gymnastics units (PE)

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Before we get started

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I AM NOT FLEXIBLE AT ALL!

I can't do tricks and shit!

Anything that involves involves flips and stuff....I'M OUT

I'm not a ninja!

Does it look like I have a samurai sword and the Teenage Mutant Turtles behind me?

NO!

I can only do a front roll and a back roll and that's about it.

I can barely do a back bend but if you want to hear a distinct snap of my spine then I can try.

But otherwise,nope.

Like sorry for sucky gymnastic skills okay suck my big fat ass.

The suck my ass kid is my hero to be honest here

*does booty squats*

I'M WERK WERK WERKING ON MY SHITTTTT

I think I'm done here.

Bye.

*front rolls out of the room*

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