So, I found some jokes on the internet...
Wanted to share,
I'm writing the next chapters for BOTH stories, I know I haven't uploaded in forever, but please bear with me, I just broke my collarbone and sprained my shoulder, it hurts like a bitch on fire, so...
Anyway!!
Hope you enjoy!!
1)The top 10 things messed up with the show Spongebob:
1.How is Pearl Mr.Crabs daughter??
2.Why doesn't Squidward wear pants??
3.How do they flush the toilet under water?
4.How can they see plankton??
5.How can Sandy communicate with fish??
6.How is there a Goo lagoon under water???
7.Why do they take showers???
8.How come Gary meows??
9.How did Sandy build her dome??
10.How can there be boats under water?
2) In the Bed...
Face to face...
Snuggling close...
Under the covers...
I Love you Teddy! :)
3) Dear Kanye West,
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
When Justin Beiber wants an award, you know what to do.
4) 1)Go on Google Translate,
2)Type in 'Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty' (English to Vietnamese)
3)Copy and paste Vietnamese translation (Vietnamese to English)
4)Laugh. ;D
5)Dude She called yo-
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT SHE CALLED ME!"
No dude, look, she called you. See 12 missed calls.
"......"
6)Mom: Careful Sweetie, it's Icy here!!
You:Elementary: Okay, Mommy (Carefully walks around it)
You:Middle School: Whatever, (Carelessly Walks On It)
You:High School: (Slides) LOOK MOMMY I'M AN ICE SKATER!!
7) When you hit a table and bruise your leg.
Age 7: Owww...
Age 10: Oh my god, that hurt!
Age 13: Oh shit!
Age 15+: This motherfucking no good for any shit table! *Breaks it*
8) Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.?
