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Harry:
We should meet up sometime, Amanda!

Amanda:
Nah, I like the texty version of you, Tarzan.

Harry:
Aw :(
I'm nicer in person, I swear.

Amanda:
We see each other every day at school.

Harry:
I didn't see you today, or yesterday...

Amanda:
You were outside, sitting on the park bench with all of the other hooligans you hang with.

Harry:
Hang with? You're taking this Tarzan thing too seriously, Mands.

Amanda:
Sorry.
But we see each other enough as it is. I can only take so much of you in small doses, otherwise you just irritate me.

Harry:
...
I was going to say something cheeky ... but I won't. 

Amanda:
Good lad! 

Harry:
Urgh, I really wanted to say something a little cocky.
Ha-ha ... COCKy, get it?

Amanda:
You're honestly unbelievable.

Harry:
Well if you don't like my sexual comments, I have some great jokes?

Amanda:
I'm too scared to ask...

Harry:
Wasn't I explanatory enough? JOKES! As in 'knock knock' - those things?

Amanda:
I know what a damn joke is, Styles. I meant too scared to ask to hear some of them.

Harry:
Why don't we leave the jokes for another day then? 
:D

Amanda:
...
Okie dokie! Lol

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