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Pen Your Pride

Part 2 of the 5 Meters series. 

More bad aiming.

Once upon a time,

A man walked into a bar after a day of work

After drinking 10 giant mugs of beer

He went into the woman’s bathroom

And took a piss in front of a wall

He missed by 5 meters

A woman was drying her hands

When all of a sudden

She felt something warm splash on her face

She slowly turned towards the source

The warm and foul smelling liquid

Shot into her face with incredible force

She tried to go out of the way

But it followed her no matter where she went

She finally went outside

People staring at her

As she left behind a smelly trail

The man proceeded to zip up

And left the bathroom

Without washing his hands.

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