Part 2 of the 5 Meters series.
More bad aiming.
Once upon a time,
A man walked into a bar after a day of work
After drinking 10 giant mugs of beer
He went into the woman’s bathroom
And took a piss in front of a wall
He missed by 5 meters
A woman was drying her hands
When all of a sudden
She felt something warm splash on her face
She slowly turned towards the source
The warm and foul smelling liquid
Shot into her face with incredible force
She tried to go out of the way
But it followed her no matter where she went
She finally went outside
People staring at her
As she left behind a smelly trail
The man proceeded to zip up
And left the bathroom
Without washing his hands.