Yo Mamma Jokes

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·Yo mama is so fat that she looked you cheat codes for Wii Fit.

·Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

·Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

·Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw the number 90879,was on the scale scene last night.

·Yo mama is so fat the only letters in the alphabet she understands is KFC.

·Yo mama is so fat she asked for a waterbed and they put a blanket over the damn ocean.

·Yo mama is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does!

·Yo mama is so fat when her ass was showing she got arrested for 10 pounds of crack.

·Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it started saying A,B,C,D,E,F,G,Get your fat ass off of me!

·Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart they lowered the prices.

·Yo mama is so ugly that when one direction saw her they went the other direction.

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