Dad: "Aw, we could've used the coupon for the free drink another time. You pressed the button too fast."
Me: "I'm accident prone, I do everything fast and do it quickly."
*two seconds laters*
Me: -Oh shit why did I say that-
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The Book of Jokes 3
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