OH WOW LAURYN THIS ISN'T ORIGINAL!

Well shut your booty hole stinking mouth and read because I am writing this!

N o t

y o u

SO

SIT

DOWN

We all know this,school lunch is utter shit.

It's worse than my Mom's spaghetti.

*shudders*

FISH SANDWICHES

FRIES WITH NO SALT

HORSE MEAT ON A DAMN HOAGIE BUN WITH NO LETTUCE,CHEESE,OR KETCHUP!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

It's a true disgrace.

*the Jesus Christ kid comes in*

It really is.

The only thing that is good is their pizza to be honest.

Why does it have to be so nasty!

Ew.

I can't say anything more.

Goodbye Paula Deen,with your country accent.

Goodbye Mom,with your crappy spaghetti.

Goodbye taste buds.

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