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Harley: good morning!

Joker: →_→(╥╯﹏╰╥)ง〒_〒 why so happy??

Harley: cause we have reached over 1k!!!

Joker: cool

Harley: Oh come on. Look there's one for ya.

Joker: oh joy و 〒_〒و

Harley: -_Trixie_- "Ooh! I got one! Papa" Wait Papa!?

Joker: Papa!?

Harley: There somethin ya ain't tellin me?!?

Joker: Hey this is news to me!!

Harley: →_→

Joker: I swear!

Harley: →_→....fine. I'll continue→_→ "... I mean Joker... (clears throat) anyway. Joker, if ya had the chance ta save the Bat from something that would ensure his death, if ya didn't intervien or help him, would ya save him or let him die?"

Joker: Oooooo good question!

Harley: *mutters* there's a lot of good questions ta be answered.

Joker: Anyways.... As appealing as it is to see the Ratman dead I'd help him! What fun would it be if he died!? He's the only one who can keep up. I can't rely on the boy in blue to do anything right. See without bat breath life will become dull. Crime wouldn't have a punchline!

Harley: *punches Joker in the face* There's ya punchline!

Joker: Ow! What the hell!?!

Harley: Who was she!?

Joker: Who?!!!

Harley: Whoever this girl's mother is!!!

Joker: How should I know!!!???

Harley: *snickers* oh really?! *snickers*

Joker: why are you laughing???

Harley: I'm not laughing. HAHAHAHAHAH!

Joker: ??????? ._. Wat?

Harley: Haha haha HAHAHAHAHAH ah!  Can't breathe!!!  Okay I give up! I think ya've suffered enough!!!! -_Trixie_-  is our daughter!!  ^ω^

Joker: ...........................................................

Harley: XDD

Joker: ........................why...... Why..... How!?!!!

Harley: How!? Well see when two people love each other very much..

Joker: I KNOW THAT PART!!!

Harley: Then don't ask questions ya already know the answers to!

Joker: DUVE IF SHYSFGSKGRUJRBDDJJDHRBDJDGEUYEJ JEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(wow I had this update ready a long time ago and completely forgot! Lol. There may be another one today that'll be I the Singles Awareness Day spirit)

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