Silence: WE FORGOT BEN FUÇK.
MY SINGING BUDDY WHERE IS YOU.
Izzy: shes still drunk. *sighs* *hugs Luke* HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME LUKE!!!!?????
Luke: ALOT. :3
We has da dares and questions
Question: Kirsten, whats your favorite song?
Me: i think people who have a favorite song are crazy and id love to ask them how they get through life... i do like Heartache On The Big Screen though :3.
Dare 1: I dare Luke, Ashton, Cal, and Mikey, to jump into a pool of sharks.
Izzy: sorry Luke.
Dare 2: I dare all of us to pick a favorite member from 1D (my fav is Niall BTW and silences is Liam)
Dare 3: I dare everyone to kiss the person they hate.
Izzy: LMAO i suck at dares.
BEN: dont worry im here!!!
Me: welp you guys need to get into that pool.
Luke: what no!
Me: I SAID GET IN THE GOD DAMN POOL NOW!
Luke: *crying* oh god okay! *all jump in pool*
Me: what are you guys feeling?
Ash: LOTS OF PAAAIN. OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME.
Me: oh alright. *jumps in and goes haywire on the sharks* *helps everyone out* that was fun right?
Mike: *death glare*
Me: oh ya love me!
Izzy: so who is everyones favorite in 1D?
Cynny: ZAYN MALIK.
Me: mine is louis but harry is growing on me.
Jeff: hmm. Liam. He seems the least gay.
Me: *back hands Jeff* DA HAIL THEY AREN'T GAY AND EVEN IF THEY WERE ID STILL LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS I DO NOW. I WOULD ACCEPT THEIR LIFESTYLE BECAUSE IM A TRUE FAN AND I LOVE THEM. GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP.
Me: just shut up and continue. ·'__´·
Jeff: im sorry-
Me: SHUT UP. WHOS YOUR FAVORITE?!?!?!?
Jeff: all of them :)
Ash: mine is Niall. He loves the band!
EJ: i like harry...
BEN: Niall. Hes irish which mean a lot of green and hes a blonde like me.
Slendy: OMG GURL I CANT CHOOSE.
Me: since when did you become such a white girl?
Slendy: since forever!
Masky: hmmmm. Liam.
Izzy: well lets get kissen.
Me: I HATE TOBY. *kisses Toby*
Izzy: thats breaking the rules. Who do you truley hate?
Me: i dont hate anyone.
Izzy: well that sucks.
Me: WELL NOW WE GET TO CELEBRATE TWO THINGS. 2,000 READS AND 50 CHAPTERS HOLY FUCK.
Cynny: LETS PARTAY!
AT DA PARTAY
Me: *up on stage giving speach* honestly guys this is just insane. You guys have stuck through 50 crazy ass chapters of this thing and i love you guys for it. Its even more insane than Jeff.
Michael: *runs on stage in his underwear*
Me: what are ya doin!?!
Micheal: it got to serious.
Me: true. Well i cant take my pants off thats kind of a guy thing so... LETS GET OURSELVES SHIT FACED!
Me: *drinking* so i was thinking. Like, why do people like hair. Like, whats so great about hair?
Mikey: you are so drunk. *laughs*
Me: no, no, no. Im like, *hicups* serious.
Mikey: i dont know. I guess hair is nice.
Calum: WHATS UP BROTHA.
Mikey: so your drunk too.
Calum: what? Nah, brother, nah, nah, nah, nah. Like my new song mikeyyyy?
Mikey: yeah its great.
Calum: WOOHOO PARTY OOON.
Toby: so i said to him. "Im gonna kill you." BAHAHAHAHAH. YA GET IT, CAUSE LIKE, I WAS GONNA KILL HIM ANYWAY, AHAHAHAHAHA GOD IM FUNNY.
Masky: so hilariously stupid.
Jeff: WOOOOOHOOOOO KIRSTEN MARRYYY MEEEEWEWEWEWEMEMEMEME AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABAB. LA LA LA LA LA. MARRYYY MEEEEEEEEEE. *dancing on stage*
Ashton: HEY!!! *slaps Jeff*
Jeff: woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Woah. Woah. WTF.
Me: *gets on stage* shorty says he wants to run away. Says i look like a girl he use to date. Took me by the hand and pulled me to the stairs. (Not intrested boy) put his tonuge all up in my ear. (Gross) almost made me spill my beer. (Oh shit) he's up and ready to go but i don't care. Cause I'm in the zone turn off my phone i got my own agenda. I feel like dancing tonight. Im gonna party like it's my civil right. (Everybody get kinda awesome) it doesn't matter where i dont care if people stare. I feel like dancing tonight.
Mikey: *gets on stage* erverybody getting kinda crunk. I think some dude just grabbed my junk (Woah). Now i know how ke$ha must be feeling (like, what fluids). Bros trying to turn me upside down. Put a keg top to my mouth. Thats okay im dancing on the ceiling. Cause i got the grove ill bust a move, just try and stop me. I feel like dancing tonight. Im gonna party like its my civil right (everybody get kinda awesome) it doesn't matter where i dont care if people stare cause i feel like dancing tonight.
Luke: *runs on stage* surprise!
Izzy: what are you doing here!?!
Luke: again, surprise! Now let me sing.
Sombody call the police (wooowoo) i think their coming to get me. They say youve got the right to remain on the dance floor. Show us what youve got cause you know that youve got more. I feel like dancing tonight. I came to party like its my civil right (everybody get kinda awesome) . It doesn't matter where i dont care if people stare (NO!) cause i feel like dancing tonight (i feel like dancing). OH ONE MORE TIME! i feel like dancing tonight im gonna party like its my civil right ( woahohoh ) it doesn't matter where, i dont care if people stare cause i feel like dancing tonight. Woah oh oh ohooo i feel like dancing tonight.
Me: that. Was. Awesome. C'mon guys lets start dancing tonight. *get off stage with everyone and dances with ashton -as promised im not a slut.)
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