(I <3 Octavian has updated his status)
I <3 Octavian: Guys, I've decided that I'm gonna marry myself.
Narcissus: OMG me too! We can have a double wedding!
I <3 Calypso: That's dumb! You guys are stupid. Everyone knows Team Leo is the best!
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PJ_Fangirl: I LOVE YOU LEO!😍
Travis: Who's that?
PJ_Fangirl: I live in Earth and I LOOOOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!<3
Thalia: I think she personifies all the adoration we have across the globe.
PJ_Fangirl: I LOVE YOU! (Not in the creeperish way)
(PJ_Fangirl has logged off)
Calypso: That was odd.
I <3 Calypso: OMG CALYPSO! YOU'RE HERE TOO! 💝💝💝💝💝💝💝
Calypso: What's up with him...?
&@#%: It's been a long, weird day for all of us. 🐼
(Cupid has updated his status)
Cupid: NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I'VE EVEN CONQUERED OLYMPUS! MUHUHAHAHA!!!!! >:)
Thalia: I'm so scared.
Frank: Whoever hasn't been shot yet, come to New Rome's secret underground bomb shelter!
Thalia: Count me in!
(Thalia has logged off)
Ares: HEEEEEEEEEY ARTEMIS!
Artemis: Cupid, you're a literal pain in the butt.
Ares: YOU DOIN ANYTHING 2nite?
Artemis: Stay away from me.
Thalia: My lady! Come join us in the safe haven bombshelter!
(Artemis has logged off)
Ares: I gotta find her! 😍
(Ares has logged off)
Reyna: Frank, we're getting company.
Frank: Oh no. DAD! YOU CANT COME IN HERE!
(Athena and Poseidon are in a relationship)
Travis: Oh no! This upsets the natural balance of the universe!
Connor: I know! We gotta get it on video!
(Travis and Connor have logged off)
I <3 Narcissus: Yeah, I've got a wedding to plan...
(I <3 Narcissus and I <3 Octavian have logged off)
&@#%: I guess I'm the only one left on facebook.
(Apollo has logged on)
&@#%: Way to kill the moment, Apollo.
(&@#% has logged off)
~*~ Five minutes earlier, Offline ~*~
Annabeth: Percy, what color dress should I get?
Percy: You look beyond amazing in any color!
Annabeth: I think I should go with sea green so I can match your eyes! Who's gonna be in our wedding party?
Percy: Grover's my best man! And I guess Leo, Jason, Frank, Travis, Connor, Nico, and Chiron can be my, uh, whatever you call the rest of the men.
Annabeth: Hazel, Reyna, Calypso, Mom, Artemis, and Thalia can be my bridesmaids. And Piper's my maid of honor! Oh, Percy, it's going to be everything we've ever imagined! -she hugs him, and they start kissing-
Bystander: -walks by and whispers- PDA! Gross!
Meanwhile, behind a dress rack...
Athena: There's our kids. -she has binoculars-
Cupid: -sneaks up behind the two immortals and shoots them-
Poseidon: -blinks and feels confused for a second- ...I LOVE YOU ATHENA!
Athena: OMG! I love you too! We have to update our Facebook status!
Connor: There's the dress shop!
Connor: Whatever. -he holds up his phone-
Travis: -holds up his phone- Lets do this! -they run inside and start video taping Athena and Poseidon, and Percy and Annabeth-
Connor: -narrating- Today we witness the downfall of universal order!
Bystander: -walks by again, and faces the camera- PDA!
Percy: -sees the Stolls- Hey Connor! Travis! You're in our wedding!
Athena: We should go on a date!
Poseidon: Let's go to the beach! I hear the tide's gonna be good! And I should know!
Athena: You are so smart! -giggles-
Travis: This is so wrong.
Connor: Completely messed up.
Travis: We have to post this on Facebook!
Connor: Of course we do!
Annabeth: Percy, lets go to the beach too! You always look so hot with sand in your hair! -the two couples leave the dress shop-
Connor: And... got it! -they hi five-
Meanwhile, in NRSUB (New Rome's Secret Underground Bombshelter)
Frank: Ner- Sub. We have weird acronyms around here.
Artemis: Yeah... I'm bored.
Reyna: We can play... Monopoly?
Thalia: What's wrong with Monopoly, other than the lame shoe?
Frank: Once I played with Nico and Hades. The game is now completely ruined for me.
Reyna: Then what else do you want to do?!
Artemis: -sarcastic- Stare at the wall? Why aren't you all better prepared? We Greeks would never be so boring!
Frank: Well, we have a case of water, a two liter bottle of Diet Pepsi, a box of expired Chips Ahoy!, a few cans of beans, Monopoly, and a half a can of red wall paint.
Artemis: Excellent! We can watch paint dry!
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