I went to sleep pretending none of that happened. I forgot we had a house phone! I was getting a call, hopefully it wasn't from my dad, the Caller ID read: DEBOM, JOHN. At first, I said "Oh god." But then I realized this could be good because I can tell him what happened with Josh. I sighed and said, "Hello?" "Hi, baby." he said "Jay, can you help me?" "YES!" "Thanks, Josh i-". "What did that fuckface do?" "He's hitting me." I turned around to see him standing right in back of me. He took the phone and said "April Fools, bitch." "What? It's February." John said.