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Valentine's Day (Chapter 20)

(Leo has updated his status)

Leo: So... Valentine's Day is this week.

Comments:

I <3 Annabeth: WISE GRIL, WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE? 😘

Piper: *girl

Octavian: *grill

Octavian: How can a grill be wise?

Piper: *face palm*

Octavian: Sorry, Piper! Not everyone can be as clever and smart and... dare I say... devilishly handsome as I am!

Piper: Someone slap him.

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Reyna: I'll do it!

Frank: I volunteer as tribute.

Octavian: Hey praetors! Quit slapping me!

Annabeth: Percy, calm your face. Of course I'll be your Valentine! 💝

I <3 Annabeth: YAAAAAAY!!!! 🐸

Hazel: A frog?

I <3 Annabeth: YES

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(I <3 Piper has updated his status)

I <3 Piper: Who wants to join the Official Piper McLean Fan Clubb that I'm starting?

Comments:

Leo: *club

Piper: *face palm* Can someone slap my idiot boyfriend now, too?

Annabeth: I've got this covered.

I <3 Piper: Ow!

(Cupid and Aphrodite have logged on)

Cupid: HAPPY VALENTINE'S WEEK, SUCKERS! *shoots virtual arrows everywhere*

(Cupid has logged off)

Aphrodite: And now my awesome son is gonna shoot some more random people with love arrows!

Frank: Oh no. This is getting intense!

I <3 Piper: PIPER IS MY LIFE! 😍

Frank: ...And weird.

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(Nico has changed his name to I <3 Reyna)

I <3 Reyna: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY! 💝

Reyna: Oh no. Who else?

Frank: Hazel, Octavian, Annabeth, Leo, Dakota, Connor, Travis, and Piper. So pretty much everyone.

I <3 Percy: PERCY LETS GET MARRIED!

I <3 Annabeth: WHEN?

I <3 Percy: THIS AFTERNOON!

I <3 Annabeth: HEY EVERYONE, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED THIS AFTERNOON AT CAMP HALF BLOOD! YOURE ALL INVITED EXCEPT OCTAVIAN!

I <3 Percy: UNTIL THEN EVERYONE! TOODLES! 😘

(I <3 Percy and I <3 Annabeth have logged off)

I <3 Frank: FRANK LETS GET MARRIED TOO!

Frank: Uhh...

Reyna: Frank, lets log off and hide in New Rome's secret underground bunker!

I <3 Reyna: NO! DON'T GO! 😣

(Reyna and Frank have logged off)

Connor: We have to find them, bro!

Travis: I agree, bro!

I <3 Jason: Who are your Valentines, Stolls?

Connor: My bro!

Travis: Right back at you, bro!

Aphrodite: A bromance! How adorable!

Connor: In case anyone cared, Percy and Annabeth are dress shopping.

Athena: NO! I MUST STOP THEM AT ALL COSTS!

Poseidon: ME TOO!

Athena: We finally agree on something!

Poseidon: Lets go crash a wedding!

(Athena and Poseidon have logged off)

Thalia: Those two are working together for once! ...That's kinda scary.

I <3 Octavian: I LOVE MYSELF!

Cupid: He was near a mirror when I shot him.

Narcissus: OMG I LOVE MYSELF TOO! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

&@#%: Why is everyone writing in caps? 🐼

Thalia: Panda! 😄

&@#%: I love pandas! 🐼🐼🐼🐼