Bungou stray dogs ship text memes!!

Stray doggo 1

Chuuya: Dazai I hate you!

Dazai: ok imma just leave then.

Chuuya: NOO DAZAI I LOVE YOU PLS DONT LEAVE ME-

Dazai: ok.

Chuuya: I hate you.

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Ranpo: Say Poe...Have you ever written any dirty novels?

Poe: .o. come to my basement...

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Dazai: Me or wine?

Chuuya: Me or suicide?

Dazai: Fair enough.

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Ranpo: KARL STOLE MY F*CKING CANDY AGAIN-

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Dazai: I know everything about you.

Chuuya's mind: ...Oh no..D-does that mean he knows I like him?!! uwu I've always been super good at hiding it so he couldn't!

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Ranpo: BOO!

Poe: ah~! You scared me...

Ranpo: ⑉¯ །། ¯⑉

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Chuuya: Hol up boss is calling.

*chuuya answers phone*

Dazai: *fake loud sexual noises*

Mori: Understandable, have a nice day.

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Dazai: So lovecraft...I just had to know..Have you ever done anything..Y'know..Dirty with those tentacles?

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Lucy: Atsushi is MINE

Akutagawa: Uhm No? He's MINE

Kyouka: no he's mine.

Akutagawa: I should've killed you long ago...

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Akutagawa: Atsushi I can't have you hanging out with Lucy or Kyouka anymore.

Atsushi: Why?

Akutagawa with a cold stare: They're bad influences for you.

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Aku: Notice me senpai.

Dazai: only if you do the Chika dance.

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Gin: I got another bad ending...

Higuchi: oh yeah you need to get more hearts. You were doing Saeran's route right?

Kyouka: What are you guys talking about?

*silence*

Higuchi: Do you think she's ready to know?

*Gin nods*

Higuchi with dramatic pose : let us show you the world of otome games.

*kyouka's eyes become starry*

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Atsushi: what time is it?

Ranpo: Muffin time-

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Poe: Have you ever done the pocky game?

Ranpo: Hell no i'm not sharing my candy with anyone.

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Kenji: What does gay mean?

Ranpo: Everyone in this room.

*later that day*

Kenji: Hi gay!

Atsushi: ☉_☉

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*many years ago in highschool*

Girl: Uhm..Kunikida-san...I-I... I love you!

Kunikida: *cool shine in glasses* sorry but my sexuality is math.

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Atsushi to Kyouka: You can go look around in the manga store while I go to the convenience store nearby. Pick out something you'd like to read okay?

*later*

Kyouka: And then there was this strange woman who pulled me into a manga section called "BL".

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Atsushi: I'M NOT A FURRY!!

The ada: tsk.

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Ranpo: i want a bedtime story!!

Poe: Alright, how about one of my favorite murder mysteries?

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Kouyou: Akutagawa, how would you like your coffee?

Akutagawa: as bitter as my soul.

Kouyou: ufufu i'll go add all the sugar we have.

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Atsushi: I'll give you 5 chocolate bars for that chazuke!

Yosano(the one who has the chazuke): eh?

Akutagawa: I'll give you 10 chocolate bars!!

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