I head to the cause of the sudden noise. As I had quickly become a bit of a caretaker here. It's just who I am. To see the chaotic three as I dubbed them. Tony, Clint and Thor. Standing in the middle of the living room. Left in disaster.
"Ok. Explain.... Now." However they all talked over each other. "When are you guys gonna learn manners and when you should speak. Thor, please explain."
"Well lady Y/n, you see. We wanted to see if the machines were worthy."
"So you destroyed everything," I deadpanned.
"No, they just weren't worthy."
"He almost killed Dum-E!" Tony interrupted as he stepped over what's left of God knows what. Little bits of rubble from his little projects and things.
"It was not my intent." He didn't lie... he's just a himbo.
"Ok and Clint where do you fit in?"
"So it all started when I woke up this morning right? So I got out of bed and-"
"Just skip to the good part."
"I came in because I left my cereal. They ate my cereal."
"It was quite a delicious treat!" Thor exclaimed.
"It was the last of the fruit loops!"
"So what did you do?"
"I punched him and broke my finger.." He muttered but I was able to make it out.
"How...?"
"I am a god!" He proudly stated. It was cute, sure but it won't work with me.
"Yeah we don't give a fuck. Ok, Thor clean this shit up. Clint, medbay, Tony... get him his damn cereal please."
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AVENGERS ONE SHOTS AND OTHER SHIT
FanfictionNot updated often, just for when stuff comes to mind; such as, imagines preferences and one shots. In the future I may post more explicit and mature stories if this happens I will set this book for mature ratings. I will inform any readers of that i...
