Interlude: How to screw up remnant: Vol 2 (The end)

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"I don't believe it! I completely lost my magic!" Cinder screamed in frustration , while Emerald and mercury looked worried. "Did ozpin found a new trick? Did he used it to steal back my power? " Cinder yelled. "I don't know.." Emerald nervously replied...

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The next day

Cosmigold did not know how to feel . He just entered the cafeteria , and was smacked in his face by a pie. Yup. They were having a food fight.

A few minutes earlier....

"Dude, did you seriously nuke the whole Emerald forest with a damn rubber chicken?" Neptune asked, unable to believe what happened at the initiation of cosmigold. Right now, he, cosmigold who found his companions to be pretty chill bois, and sun where walking outside the cafeteria.

"It's the MotherFucking PLASTIC DUCK, dude!" Cosmigold spoke, now fed up of people mistaking his favorite joke weapon for it's counterpart. "Whoa , i got that dude. But it looks weird for a weapon of that power ." "Dude, the sun looks like a basket ball." "That's true as well.." Sun agreed...."Anyway, i am famished! Let's go to the cafeteria! " Neptune eagerly decided, as the three walked towards the door , unaware of the food fight taking place inside even as jaune crashed to a window. 

As the three entered, they were greeted by a storm of students trying to run away.....

"I AM THE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE! I AM QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!" Oh, it was Nora. She was standing on top of a castle made up of tables. "JUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT! JUSTICE WILL BE TASTEFUL! IT WILL BE....DELICIOUS!" "YEAH!" 

Huh. The food fight began. Halfway through the fight, neptune literally BATHED in the projectiles of food. As Cosmigold was arrogantly laughing at his dude's misfortune...

Ruby herself jumped on a platform, and then started using her semblance to move at a super speed , creating a typhoon that picked up team JNPR, sending the food everywhere. One such food that was sent flying was a ...damn pie. 

SMACK!

A pie cleanly hit him on the face.

Present

Cosmigold glared. That's it. He was pissed. "I am sorry, but..." Cosmigold spoke slowly, and then.....snapped his fingers. ..."...Come forth, Cosmus."

Time stopped. 

No. Everything did not freeze. Time really stopped. "You want a story, huh rubes? a fairytail? You want to live your life in a fantasy story? Your script will not be used."

........Rather then time stopping, it was more like flipping pages of a book had stopped, or a video game was paused. 

In this immobile world, closely packed letters appeared. "The one writing this part of your story is....me." Cosmigold declared. 

It was a tale that was written up to this very moment. And was written even after that. 

['TAKE THIIIISSSS!']

'Ruby herself jumped on a platform, and then started using her semblance to move at a super speed , creating a typhoon that picked up team JNPR, sending the food everywhere. One such food that was sent flying was a ...damn pie.

SMACK!

A pie cleanly hit him on the face. '

That was where the paragraph ended, and the new paragraph began, showing RWBY, or more specifically, Ruby's victory.

Soon, the letters of that paragraph disappeared as cosmigold pointed cosmus at it. 

'Ruby herself jumped on a platform, and then started using her semblance to move at a super speed , creating a typhoon that picked up team JNPR, sending the food everywhere. One such food that was sent flying was a ...damn pie.

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