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Father: What's up son?
Son: Are ghosts real?
Father: Of course not son, ghosts don't exist!
Son: But the maid said that we had a ghost here
Father: Son, pack your things
Son: Why
Father: We don't have a maid!

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Police officer: Where were u between 4 and 6?
Me: In kindergarten

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