As the mighty ape seized Dr. Phinneas Scrotes, of the Moronikan University of Half-Wits, and ripped him in half... well, two halves, really... he soon discovered it wasn't being ripped into two poorly proportioned halves that killed him, but rather his insides becoming outsides.
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A Complete Waste of Time is a presentation of the not-entirely unerotic essays, rantings, ravings, and assorted sordid nonsense of "Amoral Crackpot" Steve Arviso. Not intended for human consumption. Void where prohibited.