Ape and a Half

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As the mighty ape seized Dr. Phinneas Scrotes, of the Moronikan University of Half-Wits, and ripped him in half... well, two halves, really... he soon discovered it wasn't being ripped into two poorly proportioned halves that killed him, but rather his insides becoming outsides.

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