Two prostitutes are driving down the street with a sign on their car saying prostitutes for sale.A cop pulls them over and tells them that its illegal.Then a guy drives by with a sign on his car saying jesus lives.The prostitutes ask the cop how is that legal.The cop says because it's religion.So the prostitutes drive down the street,this time with the sign on their car saying,two fallen angels from above looking for peter.
How do you make two priest fight to the death? Throw a little boy in the middle of them.
Where do people with one leg work? ihop
If I was a Walmart greeter I would tell people,"Welcome to Walmart,get your shit and get out."
I was at dinner with my family and I asked them what has a head and a tail but no body,the correct answer is a coin but my grandpa said,sperm.
Yo momma so fat,she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so dumb,she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
