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Photographers are violent people. First they frame you, then shoot you. They they hang you on the wall. How violent is that?!?!

Child: Mom, I need money
Mom: Do you think money grows from trees?
Child: What is money gotten from?
Mom: Paper
Child: Where is paper gotten from?
Mom: Trees................... Ohhhhhhhhh

Good people are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately, the earth is round.

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