Power Rangers (SUPERFAMILY)

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"I have the perfect idea if we did a costume party or some shit!" Tony yells.

"I am not in the mood to party or put effort into clothes at the moment," Natasha dismissed.

"Okay but like, us as power rangers!"

"Whats-" Steve and Thor started off.

"A bunch of series with superheroes and shit. All with the same plotline. Real easy. Okay moving on-" He completely disregarded their confusion as he was too ecstatic to wait and calm down.

"But-"

"Shut up spangles. I'd be red right, for obvious reasons. Next up blue. Capsicle for again, obvious reasons. Yellow and pink. Would be Natasha and little witch. In that order. And no offense but they always had the same personalities for the girls- I mean same with the guys."

"Ooh, I actually agree with that. I loved power rangers!" Clint yelled out. "Do me, do me!"

"Black and Bruce, green. Then Thor would be one of those special colors that come in later on. Kinda like how we met him later. Plus he's a fucking god. A colorful one at that. He'd be like gold or some shit."

"Language.." Steve mumbled.

"Okay but.. You know how there would be like a teacher or some mighty being who made them rangers, that'd be Fury. And the two side characters, you know what I'm talking 'bout right?"

"Yeah.. wait are you thinking?"

"Coulson and Hill. Though they aren't himbo and bimbo like they usually are."

"Damn we're good."

Later..

"THE HELICARRIER IS A ZORD!"

"LOKI WAS SEASON ONE, THEN THE DUDE WHO CONTROLLED HIM IS THE BIG BAD!"

"ARE WE ACTUALLY POWER RANGERS?"

"I DON'T KNOW, I'M TESTING MY THEORIES!"

"WHAT THEORIES?"

"WERE IN A SIMULATION!"

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