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He who laughs last, doesn't get it

Mental abuse to humans

Life was much easier when Apple and blackberries were just FRUITS!🍎

I have not failed, I just found 10,000 ways that don't work.

If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?!?👶

Girl: "Dad, I'm hungry!"
Dad: "Nice to meet you hungry!"
Girl: "Dad I'm serious.............."
Dad: "Really? I thought you were hungry?"
Girl: "Are you kidding?"
Dad: "No, I'm dad."

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