I accidentally left the gas on this morning as you slept. If you've received this letter in time, please be sure to turn it off. If not, then I've wasted not only paper and ink, but postage. Please, be more considerate next time.
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A Complete Waste of TimeHumor
A Complete Waste of Time is a presentation of the not-entirely unerotic essays, rantings, ravings, and assorted sordid nonsense of "Amoral Crackpot" Steve Arviso. Not intended for human consumption. Void where prohibited.