Wednesday, 4 Feb, 14:57
Unknown: Hi there!
Me: You known that I am not going to answer, right?
Unknown: You just did
Me: Just PLEASE tell me who you are
Unknown: Why do you want to know so badly?
Me: Because I think the idea of you being a creep is pretty... creepy?
Unknown: I don't understand.
Me: Of course you don't
Unknown: What is that supposed to mean?
Me: Never mind.
Unknown: I don't understand, Jule. Why can't two strangers be really good friends?
Me: Because at some point they get interested in each other and who their 'friend' really is and then, when they meet, it turns out that one of the two is a creep.
Unknown: Why are you so sure I'm a creep?
Me: I think the fact that you start conversations with "Hi there" says enough