You haven't answered my previous letters, so I'm probably annoying the crap out of you right now, but I really need you to know that I never wronged you. Please believe me when I say this. I would never want to betray you, or hurt you.
This is as much as I can fit into this napkin, so I'll end it here. I value our friendship, Calum. I'm sorry for writing this on a crappy napkin.