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I don't even care who wins. Please just let it be a good game. Sorry in advance for typos.
THAT NATIONWIDE COMMERCIAL
I JUST CANT
IT'S TOO SAD
LIKE WHERE IS MY PUPPY AND HORSE IN THE BUDWEISER COMMERCIAL
BUT PAUL MCCARTNEY IS AT THIS GAME.
Dat Nationwide doe.
7-0 Pats
Ok, why are your hats flying off?!
Seattle scored. Now it's 7-7.
There's this Fiat commercial when this guy takes a pill and it goes into the Fiat and it expands. LIKE WHAT?!
The The Blacklist commercial was so funny. There was chaps and happy music in the background. But get me my cute and/or funny commercials.
TOUCHDOWN NEW ENGLAND! 14-7
OMG AT 2 SECONDS SEATTLE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN! 14-14
There's this cute commercial for the Camry.
OMG A PITCH PERFECT 2 COMMERCIAL!!!!!
It's time for Katy Perry! Yay!
*shower break*
*comes back*
24-14 Seattle.
#ThatEscalatedQuickly
Then my Budweiser commercial. Thank you.
Oh yeah, and I missed Avril getting a potiental concussion.
I missed a freaking ton.
And a SNL commercial.
Sweet!
4th quarter
It's getting intense
But still 24-14 Seattle
Wait, there's a Ted 2?!
That line will be like the line to see Final Fantasy like, 10.
Just saw a commercial where dogs walk humans. It was for Mophie.
EEK THE UNICORN PIN THAT WAS FIXED WITH SUPERGLUE IS ALIVE AND AT THE WND THERES A LASY AND SHE SAYS LOCTITE SAVED OUT MARRIAGE LIKE WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
BTW there's commercials like every 2 minutes.
Brady's sacked. I'm not so sure NE will win this one! Yoda may be wrong!
Ok. NE got a touchdown.
24-21 Seattle, still.
3-point game. It'll be a nail-biter.
OMG this Bud Light commercial had this guy be Pac-Man in real life. Please let me do that!
There's a Tortise and the hare and the turtle finds a Mercedes and he goes "Slow and steady my-" VROOM! At the end, the announcer goes, "The all-new Mercedes ______(i didnt care enough). Better then a fairy tale." IT AINT A FAIRY TALE. ITS A FABLE. SHEESH.
The Pats have a chance.
And then there's a Fifty Shades of Grey commercial. Ugh. Another line like the ome to see Final Fantasy 10.
That Doritos commercial, though. PIGS CAN FLY NOW!
And then my phone is upside-down. WHY AM I SO STUPID?!
Richard Sherman's girlfriend is due in 2 weeks? Wow.
WHY DOES NBC ALWAYS CIRCLE THE PLAYERS BUTTS?! •.•
1st and goal. Pats may win. Yoda... you may not have failed us!
And then Brady pulled a time out. BRADY! YOU'RE ON THE PATS! DON'T LEAVE US IN SUSPENSE!
Ok. They're back on the field.
Too loud to record.
2:30 left on the clock.
2nd and goal.
THEY DID IT! IT'S OVER!*
*unless Seattle can get a touchdown in 2:10 minutes.
28-24 Pats.
YODA! YOU... YOU COULD HAVE FORETOLD THE FUTURE!
OMG! This is a nail-biter.
Yoda!
2 min warning and Seattle had a GREAT pass.
That WIX commercial doe. Favre and Carve, was it?
And then a Victoria's Secret comercial.
Then, a Heroes Charge IOS app commercial.
Then, an Allegiance commercial. I saw a man burn. #CelestiaLudenbergMuch?
Then the game. I did not skip one commercial and they were all normal sized commercials.
HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry they took a daring chance and they blocked it. It was so funny because the Seattle guy was like ITS MINE I GOT IT! and the NE guy was like LOL... NO. and blocked it.
Then, Seattle called a time out.
And then, the same thing happened. #LOLNo
3rd and 10.
1st down.
Under 1:30 to go.
This. Is. STRESSFUL!
#NailBiterMuch?
And then a Seattle guy had a long, long pass, boggled it and actually got it!
They showed Brady and he looked like #OHHHSHOOT
Oh yeah, a Pats guy had a super MLG jump over everything that happened and that just was the cherry on top.
1st yard line.
2nd and goal.
One guy went for it, and a Pars guy was like, PSYCH! and got it.
INTERCEPTED!!!
:20 to go.
WOW!
Brady was jumping like I will when I finish my two year wait for Sherlock season 4.
OMG!
YODA!
I LOVE YOU!
YOU DID IT!
YOU'RE SO AMAZING!
OMG!
WOW!
I didn't care who won, but I wanted to see if Yoda was right!
He was!
#GoYoda
Oh wait, thery need to get it out of the inzone.
FLAG!
They don't!
They'll be at the 6th yars line. There was a flag! OMG!
#TeamYoda
GOOD JOB, YODA!
YOU WILL BE CELEBRATED TOMORROW!
Ohp. A fight.
Unnessecary roughness, Seattle.
Ejected.
#CongratsPatriots
You guys played well.

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