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A Complete Waste of Time
HumorA Complete Waste of Time is a presentation of the not-entirely unerotic essays, rantings, ravings, and assorted sordid nonsense of "Amoral Crackpot" Steve Arviso. Not intended for human consumption. Void where prohibited.