zoomy4000

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Helloooooo........ 
Useless Info:
Fav. Hobby: Singing!!! La la la!
Fav. Colours (in order :D): Blue, Red, Green, Black, Pink!
Fav. Joke thingy...: I DIDN'T FALL! THE FLOOR ATTACKED ME!!!
Fav. Story Genre: Werewolf (Especially the ones with the rejection plot)
My Star Sign: Sagittarius! (Please Lord, let me have spelled that right)
Anyways, here a few thing-e-me-bobs that I find funny!!!!......

1) 'I'm so jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as awesome as theirs.'
2) (These are cheers my little sister likes to sing) DON'T BE SAD, DON'T BE BLUE, FRANKENSTEIN WAS UGLY TOO!!!!! U-G-L-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI, YOU UGLY!
Anywaysss, 3) Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem...
4) How to end an argument: A) Say 'If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong'
                                                    B) Say 'I can't force you to be right!'
                                                    C) Punch the sucker in the face and run like Heck!

OH YEAH!! You have to admit, some of those were pretty funny. If you don't think so, well..... Whatever, you don't have a simple enough mind.
I hope you enjoyed this little snippet of weirdness that I call my life! Please read and vote and comment - Retent! Happy Retenting!