zombiechickens

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Hi...I didn't really want to write about me, but the little box in the corner wouldn't go away unless i did. So, I guess i will start with the basics. I am an earth human, whew, glad i got that out of the way. Now that you know a bit about me, lets talk world domination.

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The Christmas Package

The Christmas Package

6 parts / 8 pages, updated Mar 21, 2013PG
Sandra needs a date for the work Christmas bonanza! Only she's too busy being successful to have a love life. But one Christmas everything changes when she buys a mi... read more
107 reads votes 13 comments 9
The Tin Bird

The Tin Bird

9 parts / 13 pages, updated Mar 21, 2013PG
There was many a rumor about the man named Trinket. One had only to ask about the dodgier sections of Newbird to understand that he was both feared and wondered at within the... read more
274 reads votes 38 comments 21
Ophelia Drowned tribute song

Ophelia Drowned tribute song

1 page, updated Oct 30, 2012GCompleted
This is a song written for Telephonic's amazing story, Ophelia drowned. Of which Telephonic owns and has all rights to.
22 reads votes 2 comments 2
BOOTS OF STEEL!!!!

BOOTS OF STEEL!!!!

8 parts / 6 pages, updated Sep 25, 2012PG-13Video
Blade Sunhunter is on a quest to save his village from the plague, but many obstacles stand in his way. WARNING: Contains adult situations of a hot and steamy variety. Mxf, Mxm, Squirrelx rock, mxsquirrel, squirrelxrabbit etc...
1,363 reads votes 52 comments 60
Super Hot and Totally Into Me

Super Hot and Totally Into Me

2 pages, updated Feb 16, 2012PG-13
Lexi never thought she'd fall in love. Then, one day, she meets the man of her dreams... or should she say several of them?
212 reads votes 10 comments 8
Beggar's Pass at Midnight

Beggar's Pass at Midnight

2 parts / 1 page, updated Feb 05, 2012PG
A knight rides out to Beggar's Pass to risk sanity, reason and life for, what else?, some girl. My attempt at something that resembles a classic narrative poem.
247 reads votes 31 comments 20
Gungravel

Gungravel

6 parts / 2 pages, updated Jan 09, 2012PG
It's better to be a has-been than a never-was. An epic western narrative.
440 reads votes 45 comments 39

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The_Ice_Prince
The_Ice_Prince

6 months ago
If you like the adventure and humor genre, you can read my story :D Heres the link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/2491852-rise-of-armageddon

"Run for your life, my prince...They are coming...take the crystal and return home. I warn you...many dangers may come your way; but, always remember to gain hope in the company of your people." These were the words that changed Kael Williams' perception towards life...... The Williams were just going to Camp Alpine (I know, weird name) for vacation this summer. They were just dying from boredom when strange things started too happen; from the appearance of a dying man who handed him a crystal to a sudden invasion of armored men. Kael, Tyler, Tasha, and his snot-nosed brother, Arthas, are to stop an enemy from freeing the evil that was once sealed by one of the greatest wizard who gave his life to banish this beast into the void, where complete darkness exists. Granted with unique abilities, they must stop the rising of a monster. Will Kael and his friends succeed in their task? What will happen if Armageddon is released again from its prison? Will everything be lost?
LizzieMo
LizzieMo

1 year ago
Thanks so much for fanning!
TroutandLofty
TroutandLofty

1 year ago
hehe thank you for fanning me XD
Thx for the fan!!!!!!!!
alabamarules
alabamarules

1 year ago
thx 4 fanning
EthanWoodward
EthanWoodward

1 year ago
You're looking for good poetry, right? I have some.
RofusoRaberasu
RofusoRaberasu

1 year ago
Hey Gungravel interests me :) 
I'll read it after I finish my exams ok :)
ColinMcInnis
ColinMcInnis

1 year ago
thanks 4 fanning:D
Janus_ark8
Janus_ark8

1 year ago
Hey leader, got any cool ideas?? 
zombiechickens
zombiechickens

1 year ago
@Isaac_Riddle Really? Wow, thanks! Lol, I'm not used to hearing that. I don't know if a sequel is in the works, but i am planning on starting another epic poem soon. Just waiting for the right kind of inspiration to hit me.

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Oh my god, things are happening! I thought i knew what was going on with hex, and now I'm not really sure. Update soon!!!
Ophelia Drowned

I dont get it, is it about zombie cows or mutant zombies? Either way i think its a good idea that is, as of yet, untouched by popular media. Can't...
COWMANIA

@smokedfish at least it got a hug.
The Christmas Package

That was a great chapter! Anyone who puts on a fifty dollar shirt and brags about it deserves to have a pudding Cup thrown at them...i mean, this...
Ophelia Drowned

Im gonna be honest here, not sure how you're gonna Manage to tie this ridiculous plot together, now that its literally going in EVERY direction....
Just In Time (A One Directi...