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Name	Ash or just call me Bitch!
Location	In yo mama's bEd!!
Member Since	Jan 18, 2012
Votes Received	77
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OK well this is kinda weird….um well wateva ill try my best to give out info to my stalkers.
Ahhh stalkers! 
- I like running and reading
-i like playing basketball and any other sport
- I have a slave named Duaa who is my best friend and does my dirty work as in type my books cuz im lazy soo u should definitely thank her oo and shes One Directons’s biggest fan. Yep! Soo if ya hurt her…well then u can but u wont be getting any updates haha
-I'm a crazy writer
-I'm also crazy as in person just ask my friends
-i look like the devil when im mad.
-I'm very violent at necessary times.
- I love doing bets!
-And i smile too much :)

Soo u happy? Cuz I am oo and im hungry rite now…did I mention my addiction to food?......dam high metabolism!
*Waves hands while pouting*
 OHH GOD!! Did I mention I have a cute Germen Sheppard… his name is Billy…hehehe I love him

Yeah…soo I love gay people…not that im Gay…im straight? Wait wait am I straight?...hehe yes I am… I considered being Bi once but then I have an obsession with guys that hav six packs…..ik ik weird rite?…but then I imagine wat I could do to a guy with a six pack- FUCK! I should stop cuz dude if mom saw this then im dead.

Oh wait shes coming- fuck fuck fuck! I got to go..shit she got the slipper…OWW!
Mom: wat is this I see Aisha?
Me: oh mama it wasn’t me!IT was…uhh Billy!
Well anyways I got to go…if u guys actually read this then you’re my new favorite stalkers…don’t get me wrong I love stalkers hehehehe well bye

Mom: Billy huh? Ill show u…u lil (starts choking me)
Me: (Gasps) But—Mom – I –Love –U!!!
Mom: ahhh babe I love u to.  (see the love?)

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