Hello random and unknown, possibly dangerous or awesome, people reading this...
Just so you have fair warning, I'm weird, and I enjoy messing with people.... but if I think you're nice, you're safe [for now...]

☠. Batman is awesome.... enough said
☠. Hello to my fellow Mincraft-ians
☠. N to the E to the R to the D, What does it spell?! seriously what does it spell...
☠. I am the proud owner of a Unicycle, and yes it's awesome
☠. I love you if you love (or have) cookiez.
☠. I am weird and damn proud of it, you don't like it, your loss.
☠. I enjoy the conversations i have with the voices in my head. O_o
☠. If you just as weird and random as i am, i ♥ you
☠. I LOVE to talk to random people about anything :D
☠ I love Music, favorite artists:
- Pink
- Owl City
- Pitbull
- Black Veil Brides
- Coldplay
- Green Day
- Jonathon Coulton
- My Chemical Romance
- Train
- The Script
- Wolfmother
And Much more.....

"May not be that super-model-skinny girl, May not be that Preppy-Cheer girl, May not be that Give-It-Up girl, May not be that Beach-Tan babe, But I am that Heart-of-gold girl, that Love-forever girl, that out-of-the-box girl, that get-down-with-the-guys girl, and that tom-boy girl. I don't need to be 5'9 and anorexic to be beautiful, I don't need to to be the most popular girl to be liked and I don't need to put out to get a guy to notice me. ♥ I am better off being me and not being influenced to be anything different."

Please fan these AWESOME people:




❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔Joker

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~ Katt
  • Location:
    The Batcave
  • Joined:
    3 years ago

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Wattpad Help & Hints

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Description: Hi, This book is a basic guide for new wattpadians, but it will get more technical as I move on. If you have any problems, or don't understand the advice i have given you please PM me or leave me a message and don't be afraid to ask me any questio...

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Sorry. I know I've said I'd update soon, but that won't be happening. I'm working 11hours a day and studying in between.  So I have decided to do a mass upload, but it won be until June. But it will include the "how to" book you have all been asking for :D

Bye for now,