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Name Nyanmaru
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Birthday Mar 21
Member Since Apr 18, 2011
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CoFounder of the SPIY (Society for the Potatoly Inclined Youth) a.k.a couch potatoes
Founder of SPIY\Bitch-to-Buddy@BlackSkye

P R O U D   S L Y T H E R I N
"Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness."

❒ SINGLE ❒ TAKEN ✔ SOUL MATES WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER 

•Bi --> I hate when you tell someone and they automatically think you like them. No bitch, don't flatter yourself =_=

Do you want a cookie? A nice soft, melty, fresh out the oven, chocolate chip cookie? WELL TOO BAD! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
I think we've established that I'm crazy and obsessed with cookies XD 

Book junkie, food junkie, glomp junkie >_>

I grope people close to me...just sayin...

90's kids : feeling bad for new generations everywhere 

Monkey ninjas are gonna rule the world and take everyones pizza bagles! You're gonna wish you listened to me then.

Total pushover unless I'm in an aggressive mood (89.99999% of the time >.>) but I don't bite... honestly I don't.

Music is my world and inspiration. Without music I'd be like:

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ - Table Flip! (┛°□°)┛彡┻━┻ 


Anime freak (Current Obsession = Code: Breaker)


@xXxCupcakeNinjaxXx we share a special bond, I saw her boobs ;3 ~Cupcake
@megzxlaughs Parent to our magically random kids
@XxViolet-LillyxX Who doesn't love an Aussie like her?
@Dreaming_Love My big sis I unintentionally neglect >->
@NiniChan DELICIOUS RAVENPUFF X3
@zaty1126 Do NOT challenge her Harry Potter knowledge! Just don't!


~Cupcakes fault for my cursing obsession
~Closet perv >_> shhh
~Old Soul
~My cat chews shoes and stands at the door like a watchdog

I LOVE YOU ORLANDO BLOOM!!! Come hop in the bed with me and Tom XD 

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☻/ BOB!
/▌ BOB!
/ \ BOB!

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Soul Eaters

Soul Eaters

4 parts / 9 pages, updated Sep 07, 2012PG-13
A thousand years may seem like enough time to see everything the world has to offer, but can you expect the dead? Fate, a soul eater on the run, is the oldest of her kind. Ol... read more
454 reads votes 19 comments 10
Song of the Night: The Awakening *Editing*

Song of the Night: The Awakening *Editing*

6 parts / 21 pages, updated Jun 03, 2012PG-13Pictures
"No good ever comes from your kind, I'm living proof of that." Ranellia Nightshadow isn't an expert on life. The fact that she's missing ... read more
1,374 reads votes 41 comments 29
Journey's Ruin *Under Major Revising*

Journey's Ruin *Under Major Revising*

5 parts / 11 pages, updated Dec 04, 2011PG-13Pictures
(Formerly "The Oracle") "That which holds up the heavens and spreads throughout the earth. Those that bestow victory and grace. Show me... read more
721 reads votes 17 comments 15
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NiniChan
NiniChan

1 month ago
So.. a guy walks into a bar.. >u>

http://www.schiesshouse.com/a-guy-walks-into-a-bar.jpg
megzxlaughs
megzxlaughs

2 months ago
Girl I miss ya :c
NiniChan
NiniChan

3 months ago
@xXxchaosbunyzxXx Wut happened mai friend!?
NiniChan
NiniChan

4 months ago
@xXxChaosBunyzxXx xD Indeederz. 

...I made you fries...what did you think you pervert? >u> Tsk tsk. 

...Marshmellow marshmallow mashed potatoes sweet potatoes...tomatoes..

Wait wut. xD 

I woke up and he was all like *nyaaaaahh* and headbutted me so I got knocked out and rolled off the bed and onto a thumbtack. ;~; All and all, tis good. 

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4 months ago
@NiniChan Fell out the chair, rolled off the bed, stepped off a cliff...it's all the same >X3

Wait...WHAT?!?!?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME LAST NIGHT?! OH MY HOLY FLAPJACK SPITTING LION TESTICLES!!! THE HECK WOMAN!!!

A marsmallow is a marshmallow is a marshmallow is a marshmallow. XD

He pushed you of course!
NiniChan
NiniChan

4 months ago
@xXxChaosBunyzxXx XD Warning call. LOL I just fell outta my chair.

..Or rolled off of my bed because I'm sitting...on my bed..laying...anyway...

You wasn't saying all dat last niightt! >u> 

It does. SCREW YOU TECHNOLOGY! *Lappy freezes* Nuu NUU! Ima sorreh! Still, Da hell is a marsh-mallow. 

No no, I fell asleep with him right. We both had our own sides of the bed. HOW DAFUQ DID I END UP ON THE FLOOR?! My back feels horrible. Dx 
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4 months ago
@NiniChan Oooooh boo you! Sick of being mistreated. I have no rights, no rights I say!!! And she can make her warning call when I give her something to growl about >XO

Technology sucks! No no I'm kidding don't hurt me technology. I don't want you to come for me whilst I'm sleeping >_< oh well, just don't get it wrong in a life or death question.

Then give him a sedative, a sleeping pill...tea? No, it can wash itself!
NiniChan
NiniChan

4 months ago
@xXxChaosBunyzxXx Don't get mad at us >u> YOUUU were the one that signed it. >:D There aaree no loopholes and I'm tellin Rice! She's gonna make that sound she does when she's in danger. XD

I don't think it went through because my phone was on and I don't see any missed calls .-. I was! XD IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HOW IT'S SPELLED! DAFUQ IS A MARSH-MALLOW?! I'll always know it as a marsh...mellow.

Nu. Nu frying pans even though I really want to e-e Do eet woman.
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4 months ago
@NiniChan Well you know WHAT?! Screw you, screw her, and screw the stupid contract! I demand to see a loophole!

Idk like around two or three, something like that. I was bored and mother left me home alone for 12 hours. But I see you were busy trying to give yourself painful delusions XD AND HOW THE HECK DID YOU SPELL MARSHMALLOW WRONG FOR THAT MANY YEARS?!?!

Eh Cami will be fine. Just give him some ice afterward. But I don't wanna move now T_T
NiniChan
NiniChan

4 months ago
@xXxChaosBunyzxXx And what the HAIL is wrong with you?! Promoting abuse to my son. >_> DO YO GODDAMN LAUNDRY. 

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