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So I am me. You are you. He's a dick, so nothing new.
( Yes I'm lyrically talented like that 0_o )

I have noticed a few things on here that irritates me to no end. Fakes. Just stop its sad and I feel sorry for you. People hide their insecurity in clothes not a complete new Identity. Let people embrace the real you. you never know they might love you.
Icecream and cars are my obsession! 
I am blissfully content with both.
My childhood was my happiest.

How to describe myself?
(Damn not enough characters to continue.Shame) Look at my profile picture ;)     
-Admit it you are crushing. 

 Realistically describe myself?
In reality, I look like Voldermort with a nose.JOKE.

I like to read,hence my existence on this site. Wattpad's highly addictive right? So is Cocaine..lol what?


I would like to state,If you are a fake, have a nice day and here's a box of tissues for you to snot cry on someone else's shoulder (poor soul) *hands you tissues*

Oh and if you happen to be an awkward turtle or a retarded penguin, *Shakes your hand* Hi I am a crossbreed between the two. What's crackalackin' sexy homie?




Text between me and my bestfriend.-

Friend:poor thing, well you lost wieght, so naturally boobs get smaller
Me:Its like one day I woke up and POOF they were gone
Friend: 'POOF' hahaha
Me: Yes! poof, like a fucking magic trick, but I'm NOT impressed.

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Me: You know the term 'pedobear'?
Friend: yeah..
Me: Well does that mean Winnie the Pooh is a pedo because he is friends with that boy Christopher Robin?
Friend:eeeww!
Me:eeewww?
Friend: I now know why he doesn't wear any pants,EASY ACCESS!
Me: IKR?! Bitch be asking for honey, when he only wants that little boy to be his honey.

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Jannat has just been hacked by the most epicest person ever@SayWhateverBitches aka Remi