wlandlady

Name Helen Chapman / Anne Arrandale
Location TN
Member Since Jun 14, 2010
Votes Received 218
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I am a writer, after a fashion.  Most of my fiction is written at work, and begins 'Comes now the Plaintiff, by and through counsel...' When I'm not at work, I write, be it children's stories, young adult novels, or wicked gruesome police procedurals.   Some stories are true, with names changed to protect the stupid.

Several of my short stories and essays are  in  assorted print and online periodicals.  I have a semi-regular column  in I Love Cats magazine,  Sparkles is in The Muscadine Lines literary journal come October,  Affectionating now appears in An Honest Lie: volume 3, and several of my stories have run in Catnip Chronicles and Horizons.

Oh yeah.  I'm also the Official Crazy Cat Lady [my byline in I Love Cats is proof]  If I don't have at least three cats helping at the computer, I can't write.  My book, Adventure of a Crazy Cat Lady will be available at Amazon and book stores around May 25, 2012. 

He Will Restore, Neutral Zone, and House that Jack Built, are all available at Amazon, and at Smashwords for e-readers.

Works

Reasonable Doubt

Reasonable Doubt

24 parts / 64 pages, updated Nov 18, 2012PG-13
124 reads votes 0 comments 0
Dearly Departed

Dearly Departed

4 pages, updated Nov 08, 2012PG-13
17 reads votes 0 comments 0
The House that Jack Built

The House that Jack Built

3 parts / 22 pages, updated Jun 27, 2011PG-13Completed
People in Baltimore in 1910 were still trying to rebuild following the great fire of six years before. In the midst of this rebuilding, the working class and the ... read more
306 reads votes 4 comments 3
Adventures of  a Crazy Cat Lady

Adventures of a Crazy Cat Lady

3 parts / 4 pages, updated Jun 19, 2011PG-13Completed
The care and feeding of a woman and the cats she loves. Some of these stories have appeared in I Love Cats Magazine, Horizon Magazine, and several online pub... read more
262 reads votes 3 comments 0
He Will Restore

He Will Restore

6 parts / 7 pages, updated Nov 07, 2010PG-13Video
Based on an historic event. Two young men were hanged in 1878, in Cookeville TN, for a double murder. They continued to declare their innocence, right up until they met the... read more
1,242 reads votes 16 comments 6
MICE!

MICE!

3 parts / 7 pages, updated Sep 25, 2010G
Matthew and his family have adventures out running and out-thinking preditors in their special haven.
242 reads votes 5 comments 1
Polly's Peeps

Polly's Peeps

5 parts / 9 pages, updated Sep 24, 2010GCompleted
The adventures of Polly, and her animal companions. Written for my grandchildren, and suitable for the whole family.
364 reads votes 8 comments 2
You Can't Make This Stuff Up

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

3 parts / 7 pages, updated Aug 05, 2010GPicturesCompleted
a collection of true stories, from assorted sources. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. And the stupid.
573 reads votes 3 comments 3
Neutral Zone

Neutral Zone

4 parts / 9 pages, updated Jul 10, 2010PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
New Orleans. The French Quarter. People are turning up dead. The 'Vampire Killer' of the French Quarter is doing what the police haven't been able to do: protect victims from their abusers. Is he a hero, or a villian
137,811 reads votes 133 comments 75
Unidentified Objects

Unidentified Objects

3 parts / 7 pages, updated Jul 04, 2010PGVideoCompleted
A teenaged girl sees an unidentified object, and is bullied by other students because of it, and by strange beings. Are they from another planet, or the government?
1,408 reads votes 10 comments 7

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ajdavidson
ajdavidson

1 month ago
Thank you.
wlandlady
wlandlady

1 month ago
Neutral Zone is available FREE as a Kindle Download at Amazon until Sunday midnight. 
StephanieAlbright
StephanieAlbrig...

4 months ago
Thank you so much!
wlandlady
wlandlady

4 months ago
@StephanieAlbright 

I've uploaded 4 fairy stories to Smashwords. Tara & the Gazing Ball, Bran the Brownie, Pixies in the Garden, and The Dragon's Egg. I'll do some more tomorrow.
StephanieAlbright
StephanieAlbrig...

4 months ago
That would be great!  Illustrations don't work that well on the older Kindles anyway!
wlandlady
wlandlady

4 months ago
If you don't mind them been without illustrations, I can quickly convert them for e-readers. 

Honestly, while I love the fairy stories [I wrote those for my granddaughter when she was around 7. Her older sister was devouring Harry  Potter books, but Tara was too young. So I wrote about her own magical kingdom] my favorites are still the mouse and other animal stories, such as Cookie the Border Collie and Meghan the pot bellied pig.
StephanieAlbright
StephanieAlbrig...

4 months ago
I teach 1st, 2nd and 3rd graders.  I would love to use your work!  I have Kindles that the kids love to use and I am always looking for more content for them!
wlandlady
wlandlady

4 months ago
Stephanie, I see in your profile you are a reading teacher. May I ask what grade? 

As soon as I get my fairy stories, Tara and the Gazing Ball, fully illustrated I want to put that up on Smashwords as well. When that happens, or even before, I would be honored if you wanted to use that, if they are age appropriate. The mouse stories as well.
StephanieAlbright
StephanieAlbrig...

4 months ago
Thanks so much!  I really love the story and want to read the rest but I rarely read 'real' books anymore.
wlandlady
wlandlady

4 months ago
Hi Stephanie.  Yes, there is a Kindle version. Go to https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/269750  [I prefer Smashwords for ebook uploads, because they allow the writer much more control over the input.]  Use coupon code XK95H to get the book for only $1.  

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