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My name is Bobby and I'm an alcoholic...loljk I don't drink. My main hobby is to crack jokes (If you didn't notice..) I love to chill and am just straight up an easy person to get to know. I really don't give a damn about opinions...mainly because i once wore my girlfriend's sparkly halter-top for the hell of it. Acting like a dumbass is what I'm known for because there have been times where i randomly run in the middle of a busy street, do a push up, run back, and act like nothing happened to spice up a conversation. Yes, I know I'm going to die before I'm 50 :)

Things to know:
1) Single (;
2) If I'm a "douche" to you, then I like you:)
3) I wanted to be a Native American when I was 6...but the line for reservations was too long ;) (I really did wanna become one though...)
4) I like big butts and I cannot lie 
5) At first I am closed like an nun's vagina. But as you get to know me and I feel comfortable I open up like a cheap whore's legs :)
6) I tell a lot of perverted jokes 
7) I love meeting new people, so feel free to talk:)
8) I'm obsessed with Resident Evil and Zelda <3
9) I get confused easily *cough *@jillianissoonfire *cough* ....
10) After my Native American dream died, I wanted to be a Chinese warrior. No one wanted to tell me that we can't change fucking races ...
11) I do amateur MMA fighting
12) I love to help people :D <3 (hint ... hint...)
13) ....I swear.....A LOT!!
14) I did the Gangnam Style dance across a highway and almost got hit by a truck...best moment ever!! 

Words of wisdom: Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of his life trying to get back in...Why?... Because, just like Dorothy said, there's no place like home ;)


Soooooo....what's your name? Wanna cookie? :D
Just so you know, ..I'm the smartest dumbass you will ever meet <3

Last thing, all of you who read this should check out@emylouwho and read her stories!! :D