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whisperneverheard

Name Not Emily. You probably saw through my lie.
Location Somewhere where you are not. Are you amazed, now?
Member Since Apr 10, 2012
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Earthling! Why so serious? Hehehe. I finally decided to change my About Me. My name is Emily, but I don't like my name, so call me whatever you want. 

Look, I can draw! 
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 It's a worm.  Tap that fan button like it's the last! You know you want to :3. I'm an awkward and boring person in my comments.

1 question. 1 honest answer. You can ask me 1 question IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE about anything no matter how crazy, dirty, publicly,indecent, embarrassing or wrong it is. No catch, I will answer, but i dare you to post this on your profile & see what people ask you.

When you carry a Bible the devil gets a headache. When you open it he collapses. When he sees you reading it he faints. When he sees you living it he flees & just when you're about to post this he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him.


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(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U..U
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.o<( <) But then i was like...
....U..U
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.(O__O)
.. (>o<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
...U...U
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(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
U..U
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....('_' )
.o<( <) But then i was like... sharing is caring....but...
....U..U
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.(O__O)
. (>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!
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. (^_^)
. (> <) So then I ate it...sorry

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An English Professor wrote the words:

"a woman without her man is nothing"

and told his students to punctuate it correctly

All the males wrote:

" a woman, without her man, is nothing"

All the females wrote:

"a woman: 
               without her, man is nothing"

PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL



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I don't suffer insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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The best things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry or dream.

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Annoying Ways to Annoy Annoying People

Annoying Ways to Annoy Annoying People

21 parts / 27 pages, updated Dec 31, 2012PGPictures
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Hey. I read your book Annoying ways to annoy annoying people. Funniest thing ever. Anyways I'm writing a story and I was wondering if I could use some of concepts and ideas from your book. I will acknowledge you as the owner of those Ideas, u just wanted your permissio. -Aleesha 
Dazzlinbib
Dazzlinbib

7 months ago
thank you for fanning and voting for my bookXD
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dr3amstar

7 months ago
Thank you for fanning :)! It means a lot!
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8 months ago
Your bg is epiiic
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8 months ago
@whisperneverheard First task is up!
LaciDenise
LaciDenise

8 months ago
Hey sweetie thanks so much for fanning! I hope you enjoy them, and don't be afraid to speak up if you have something to add! I don't bite... hard. Haha.

Happy readings,

-Laci(:
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BlurryWords

8 months ago
Hellooo :D thank you very much for fanning and for voting for my stories, it really means a lot. I really like the look of your story - I'll be checking that out now :D
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DerpyHooves35

8 months ago
Hey. Thanks so much for all the votes for Death By chocolate, and for fanning! It means so much :) And by the way, I love your background picture - Gir is awesome.
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EmaneKelley

8 months ago
Thanks so much for fanning! :)
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lionstar121

8 months ago
Thanks for fanning me! I'm about to upload a new story so feel free to check it out and tell me what you think! 

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