Status: meep (11 hours ago)
| Name | Alan |
| Location | Essex (England) |
| Birthday | Oct 29 |
| Member Since | Jun 15, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 1,522 |
Alan ... A man of 27, who was born and dwells within the world of numbers. But haunted by their very nature, he is often found at night crossing worlds into the land of words. Sceptical at first, he gingerly found that transcribing his imagination into prose would provide him with the escape he needed from dark and dangerous world of figures. He is often found in the Pub or partaking in Science fiction competitions. Genre Interests: Science fiction, Fantasy and Historical fiction General Interests: He enjoys watching anime and playing magic the gathering card game. If you want one of Angus's T-Shirts Buy it here now... http://vampiresdonteatbunnies.spreadshirt.co.uk/wattpad-C251601 He would also like a suggest reading the works of a few fellow wattpadders@Narivah@uberjeff@TwinPeacock@angusecrivain@lostdmbfiles. I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE NEEDED TO BE TOLD THIS, BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY DO. PLEASE DO NOT USE MY STORIES TO ADVERTISE YOUR WORK. THANK YOU KINDLY.
Works
 | Cooking With the Cat10 parts / 4 pages, updated Oct 26, 2012 A book of recipes, some of which that have been concocted by myself and others I have found along my discovery of the foreign entity of cooking. I encourage you make some suggestions or even try some of the recipes detailed within. 1,921 reads  114  142 |
 | The Hairy Porter and the Bed Chamber of Secrets15 parts / 20 pages, updated Aug 02, 2012 Warning - contains swearing , mild sexual references and loud music. This is NOT a Harry Potter fanfiction or "Pottica Erotica"
... read more 29,791 reads 311 537 |
 | Fatum4 parts / 6 pages, updated Jul 26, 2012 Rod Castle, a situation analyst, is trapped along with his crew of misfits in the paracosm of Dreamspace. A subspace dimension where the bizarre is everyday and the normal doesn't quite exist. 410 reads 53 35 |
 | Drivel from a Deranged Hippocampus3 parts / 2 pages, updated Jul 24, 2012 Various bouts of nonsense, held together by a thin strand of sanity 1,251 reads 77 73 |
 | The Sanctuary - Scene 1 2 pages, updated Jul 23, 2012 94 reads 8 10 |
 | 31st July 2042 1 page, updated Jul 02, 2012 For some, this is a date they will never forget. 1,384 reads 27 38 |
 | The life and times of Brett Larson (Smackdown Story)2 parts / 6 pages, updated Jun 09, 2012 215 reads 20 21 |
 | The Prostitute's Apprentice (Sci-fi Smackdown)2 parts / 6 pages, updated May 28, 2012 Warning contains swearing and sexual references in parts. A Street urchin finds herself abducted by a strange man in a Top hat. What does he want with her? And what does a prostitute have to do with it all? Find all the answers and more inside. 8,062 reads 87 31 |
 | The Hunted (Sci-fi Smackdown) 8 pages, updated May 27, 2012 Warning - Contains occasional swearing in parts. How long until the hunters become the hunted? 150 reads 10 16 |
 | Steampile (Smackdown Story) 3 pages, updated Nov 22, 2011 Just a Pile of Steam 252 reads 12 6 |
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Message Board
Alice_Iceflower
1 week ago
It's Alan! You're back! Hurray! Welcome back, Mr. Cat. I think you've been gone so long you need to change the age on your profile ;) How are you?
theolddarkness
1 month ago
Hey vanity... you alive?
hellvis
2 months ago
Oi oi, Essex boy, 'twas fab to meet you though I'm somewhat disappointed that you didn't murder me with a shovel and bury my body in a shallow grave...
TheOrangutan
2 months ago
@ashiqtnt - fine for now thanks, although there's a funny noise in the aaaaaaargh.... Gurgle
2 months ago
@ashiqtnt Okay. I'll be there for some time, but I have to go shopping then.
ashiqtnt
2 months ago
@JohnS_2 >.> <,< Not here. Not safe. Meet me in the Pub. We'll talk strategy there.
2 months ago
@ashiqtnt Yep... I'll contact Lee for the equipment now. When and where shall we plan our attack?
ashiqtnt
2 months ago
@JohnS_2 Exactly. Can't risk it man. We've worked too hard to mes up now. We have to do this ourselves. :Looks like we'll have to go back again...
2 months ago
@ashiqtnt If we decide to take that step, 'they' might get back at us, too... you can never know how 'they' react...
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oooh nice story here Ell. I like the concept of quantum pidgeons.. pretty amusing :-)Columbidae SFSD #4 Round IV
@xxButterflyKissesxx marmalade... now thats an idea Jess. I like your thinking :-). I hadn't thought of that :-D
Cooking With the Cat
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