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Name	Emma
Location	Quahog, Rhode Island with the Griffin's
Member Since	Feb 12, 2012
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Funny Insults and funny jokes. (R)


Judge me and I'll prove you wrong.
Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off.
Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up.
Call me a bitch and I'll show you one.
Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad.
Call me crazy but really you have no idea.

I don't have an attitude I just have a personallity you can't handle.

I'm sarcastic. What's your superpower?

Got a problem? Solve it.
Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn the fuck around.

I'm not acting bitchy. It just comes naturally to me. <3

Be who you are and say what you mean because thoes who mind don't matter and thoes who matter don't mind.

Put your bitch face on.

I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.

Vanity is always my favorite Sin.
Glamor is always my favorite Weapon.
Pain is always my favorite Pleasure.
Beauty is always my favorite Crime.
Envy is always my favorite Poison.
Love is always my favorite Hate.
Fame is always my favorite Motive.

Cry me a fucking river bitch.

I'm going to Smile like everythings Perfect.
Act like it's all a Dream and Pretend it's not Hurting me.

To hot to handle and to cold to hold.

Don't worry. I'm jelous of me too.

Jealousy and envy makes a hoe like you speak about a bitch like me. 

Yes you have a right to your opinion. And I have a right to think your stupid.

I'd rather be a bitch that a hoe. 
Rather tell it as it is than blow every boy I know.
Rather be known for what I do than who I screw.

Bitch, I'm not insulting you, I'm decribing you.

B.I.T.C.H
Beautiful Individual That Causes Headachs.

The things you hear about me might be true. But it also might be as fake as the bitch that told you.

This is an inside joke. Your on the outside.

Twinkle Twinkle little whore close your legs their not your door.

Don't cry! Say fuck you and smile!

I'd slap you but I don't want slut on my hands.

Bitchy? Sorry I wasn't taugh how to say Fuck you polightly.
:)