Ann Bree Liant

H I    T H E R E !

My name is not Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Lopez or Marilyn Monroe and I'm not drop-dead gorgeous or fabulously rich and most of all, I'm not a super famous superstar.

I'm Ann Bree Liant, but you can call me unbrilliant.

I am currently living life as we speak.

I eat when I get hungry, sleep when I get tired and go to the bathroom when I feel like it. I also sit, stand, walk, talk, smile, laugh, cry, frown, breathe, smell, see, listen, think and do every other thing that every other human does. But I don't do stupid things like smoke, drink, gamble, take drugs and most of all, I don't dance.

I am proud to tell you that I am really good at these three things:

1. Behaving in a weird and awkward way.
2. Speaking in euphimism, profanity and english.
3. Doing those two things that I just mentioned.

I am a psychotic insomniac who is a sucker for rainbow-colored things and cool socks.

I spend most of my free time searching random shit on the internet and dramatically staring at the sky for no reason.

I am a huge fan of clumsy people who have no sense of fashion. And also people like Obama and Abraham Lincoln.

I hate racists, sexists and homophobes.

I'm a nerd, a geek and everything else that is related to those two words that I just mentioned.

I'm always wayward in public and do not care most of the time.

I am also a sucker for science and is fascinated by almost every new thing I see.

I am addicted to stars, moons, clouds, oceans, and sneakers.

I'm not a hipster and I will cut you if you call me a hipster.

I love, but I hate more.

I like books, but I don't read them.

I support gay rights.

I can't understand sarcasm.

I have never watched star wars before.

I love the color green.

I think no one in this world hates ice-cream.

And I have told you almost everything you need to know about me.

And also wasted like 42 seconds of your time.